The Mega-Zine Museum

October 24, 2004

NORMAN RADCLIFFE Until recently, seeing a picture on 'Zine was as likely as Carlisle winning the FA Cup. Off to the bookies to put some money on Carlisle.

CRINKLE-CUT BEATROOT They killed Josie Jump on Balamory and now they've got a lookalike imposter! If I knew what you were talking about I'd be sympathetic.

NUMBERTHREE WLW, I have become a compulsive skiver. Therefore can I have your job? What, as some kind of baptism of fire into busy-ness?

EASY SPELLING TEST

So I see that ITV have done a national spelling test.

Am I the only one who thinks that the people who scored the highest were those who read the subtitles?

Dr Namgge

Cheating?!! Don't make people question

MY 100% CORRECT SCORE!

THE COLD

I'm sitting here like some ancient dragon with my breath curling and swirling round me and wishing for fire, only to be informed that there's 10 more weeks 'til Christmas.

If we could get the heating fixed by then, great, fine, fantastic. If not, then please don't hold me responsible for creating a fire using my school books and other people's clothes.

Chocolate-Crazed Biogeneticist

I've always found a dribbling blue

NOSE QUITE FETCHING MYSELF...

LOST IN SHEFFIELD

So do any other 'Ziners go to Sheffield University? The place is billed as the "Safest City in Britain".

It should also be described as the hardest place to get to in Britain. I've never been lost so many times... hmm, except that time I went to Hull.

So does anyone have any advice for a bewildered Fresher?

Queen Of The Elbow

Hmmm, buy yourself a streetmap and

STOP WHINGEING? THE ONLY WAY

ABSENT DRAMA TEACHER

My drama tutor was absent today, surprisingly. We were supposed to watch a video of Macbeth and even though we put it on, only two people watched it.

Elsewhere in the room, a quartet went head-to-head with a duet singing songs from well-known musicals and I was being taught line-dancing.

Hopefully, my drama tutor will be absent a lot then.

Anime Buddy

Do you have room for a yodelling

GIRAFFE TO JOIN IN THE FUN?

PATHETIC PROTEST

We were meant to have a protest at our college the other day but it was cancelled — because of bad weather!

What kind of protest cancels due to bad weather? You can imagine the chants:

Paddy Irishman

I hear you Paddy, hardly a likely

ATTITUDE TO START A REVOLUTION

THE END OF SUMMER

Now summer this year didn't really start — it was nice weather for ducks though.

Still, I had to walk around for two weeks wearing an eyepatch after I got a black eye when a bumblebee flew into my face.

It did come in useful on Act Like a Pirate Day, but the novelty wore off quickly.

Princess Psycho

You should have covered the patch in

GEMS LIKE GABRIELLE ONCE DID

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

WLW, if I may, I would like to use the power of Mega-zine to send a message to all the big companies around the world: It's not Christmas yet!

Mr Neerox

You're right so here's a picture to

EASE THE WAITING. LIKE IT, MR?

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