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October 27, 2004

DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Woo hoo! I live in the same town as one of the members of McFly... wait a minute, that's bad... Are you that girl?

JUNIOR MINISTER What better way to further avoid doing my essay by sending you this? Oh, rip out my heart with a spoon. Send me yer essay if it helps.

FLYING TURNIP My cat is called Felix and he absolutely hates that cat food. But bet he liked EastEnders' one-time barber man Felix. We all did.

 

QUEEN OF THE ELBOW

I so agree! Sunset Beach should be compulsory viewing for all. And I must inform you how much I like Cole.

I have the signed photo (oh the shame), back in the day when it was first shown.

Oh, the obsessive factor of that programme.

Black Widow

Cole with the dark hair?

I TOO ADMIRE HIS ACTING TALENTS

 

SEEING DIFFERENT STUFF

If you look to your left you'll be able to see everything you couldn't when you looked to the right.

Looking up also allows you to see half of the stuff you missed when looking left.

Dr Namgge

Should I look down? Bearing in mind

I'M A GIRAFFE WITH VERTIGO?

 

MY WEIRDEST CRUSHES

  • JD from scrubs (I can't help but love the neurotic)
  • Dec from Ant and Dec — am I the only one here?!
  • Lead singer from Him
  • Jim Carrey
  • Jason Mewes (Are there any other ziners that love Kevin Smith movies?)
  • That messed-up dude from American Beauty

Lil' Dudette

Blast! The last being on your list

MUST'VE BEEN CUT OFF BY THE SCREEN?

 

THE WONDERS OF THE UNION

Being at university union is something that I missed in the summer.

Y'see it has been done up and now you can get a cheeseburger and play pool within two steps of each other. There is also a wall of computer screens that you can access the net on — amazing or what?

I just think that it is really unfair that the management objected to me camping out there overnight — I mean I had my own tent and sleeping bag...

The Dancing Skanking Laydee

Yes, but pitching it on the

POOL TABLE WAS A BAD MOVE

 

'ZINERS I LIKE

  • He Who Loves To Skank — for sharing my love of ska.
  • Daggsy — for having the best name.

I hate the rest of you.

Not really.

Peppermint Patty

I like hip hop and reggae, but

THE SKA'S THE LIMIT

 

THE PASSION OF RITCHIE

Oh, Little Blue Fox. I was delighted when I saw in your list that if I were a book I'd be The Magic Of Ritchie Blackmore! Thus proof that my online rock journalism has indeed a voice.

Mr Blackmore was once very high profile and spawned the riff that plagues guitar shop owners everywhere: Smoke On The Water.

Luco El Loco

Smoke on the water? Filthy habit!

AND YOU'D NEED A FLOATING ASHTRAY

 

SC-OHNE? OR SCON?

Mr Fahrenheit, I went to see the lovely Mr Mullen, too! It was brill, but most of the audience were pensioners and I half-expected them to die of shock when the music started.

Also, most of them were sat there looking like they'd rather be at home with their knitting.

New debate: How do you say scone? Is it Sc-ohne or scon? We reckon it's the first one.

What do you say, WLW?

I Am The Crazy

Giraffes don't like scones

IT'S CRUMPETS ALL THE WAY