The Mega-Zine Museum
October 10, 2004
OLAF THE HAIRY Cloning — I'm all in favour. Can you imagine what you could do with a whole army of yourselves? Go and play The Match boys.
LILAC LEOPARD Because I've never met my manager, I've come to the conclusion she's like Santa Claus. Either that or a clause in your non-existent contract.
BANK OF FRIENDSHIP Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. No need t'reply, you've forgotten already.
MY FAVOURITE 'ZINERS
My favourite 'Ziners are the ones who only write in when they have something funny or interesting to say.
There was someone earlier this year, but he only wrote in once and then he disappeared.
Bubbles
You obviously don't apply the same
STANDARDS TO YOURSELF?
1.75 FEET MAKE A TONGUE
WLW, I've learned an amazing fact about your kind from a pot of fromage frais — a giraffe's tongue measures 21 inches.
If you were to transplant your head with Spiky Stuy's (as I've always imagined him to be about four foot tall), never mind elbows — you could lick your own coccyx.
Seren Arian
Erm yes, but I'd prefer to lick a
CHOCOLATE ICE-CREAM OR SOMETHING
THEY REALLY DO LISTEN
So I'm mentioning The Rasmus again. I do that a lot and should be ashamed.
Anyway, anyone who's seen their new video would have noticed that they really do listen to the public.
People have been shouting "Go play in the traffic" at them for ages, but now they finally have done. I'm just upset that no one was shouting it at Big Brovaz or The Streets.
Daggsy
Oh NOOOOOO! Beware the barrage of
RASMUS E-MAILS TO FOLLOW. DAGGSY!
I CHALLENGE YE 'ZINERS
Farmer Jack: To write a 'Zine letter entitled: "Why cars are made of fruit".
Topper: To extend your name so it takes up two lines. And keep it.
Davord: To move into the left corner.
Do ya think anyone will actually be dumb enough to do any of this, WLW?
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning
Um, based on my extensive knowledge of
MY L'IL GIRAFFELETS, I'D SAY YES
SYMPATHY
If there was a 'Zine soundtrack, it would involve lots of wailing and weeping and cries of: "There must be an easier way to make a living."
Tone Deaf
Yes, Tone Deaf, my sentiments exactly.
I RECORDED IT LAST WEEK IN FACT
BUT WHY?
Our neighbours have been living next door to us for a few weeks now.
I don't think they really like us that much. One of the first things they did was to put up a 6-foot fence (taking down the perfectly good 4-foot one).
Yet the fence separating their garden from old Albert is about a foot high — they haven't changed that.
I'm starting to believe it has something to do with my father's Friday Folkie Karaoke.
Toenail Clippings
I wouldn't say they disliked you, just
NOT KEEN ON THE OFF-KEY DIDO
WHAT IF?
What if no one sent any letters for ages, and you ran out, WLW?
What would you do? Would you be forced to e-mail us personally for some great material, or would you make up 11 newbies to fill the pages?
Or would you just pretend it was a Bank Holiday and take a week off? Or something equally crazy?
Farmer Jack
See what I did there giraffelets? Is
FARMER JACK HIM, OR ME? WOO-HA HA
