The Mega-Zine Museum
September 2, 2004
ARRANT NERD BOXES YODELLER Isn't it annoying when you're filling out your date of birth on a form, and instead of putting the correct year, you write 2004 instead? Yes, I did that at my new docs. They said: "So you're 1-day-old?"
LORD CHARLES A day without sunshine is like... night. Or a day with cloud.
THE OWL OF BEWILDERMENT Another day arrives and another chance to slate some celebrities. Any ideas? Posh, Britney, Wayne Rooney, Becks, Paris H.
FUN WHEN YOU KNOW HOW
It's fun to play,
The guitar when you know,
Your way around,
Those frets of terror,
For the unschooled novice,
Strumming and picking,
Your way through the song.
Luco El Loco
What a poetic insight. Almost like
NATASHA BEDERS' THESE WORDS
SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS STILL AT SCHOOL
If I was still at school I'd probably be doing my "new school year" shopping about now.
Oh, how much fun it was to look for a new bag, new shoes, new winter coat, new trainers, new pencil case, new stickers to decorate my homework diary... new, new, new!
Of course now I buy new stuff whenever I please. I guess it was just more special when I had to wait for it.
Miss Snaz
Smelling the crisp autumn air knowing
ONLY COLD DARK DAYS LOOM...
McFLY
There has been a lot of McFly bashing, but you've got to give them credit — they do come up with original songs.
Their first single was about a girl. Their second so-called hit was about... a girl. Now I hear they have released a new one — about a girl.
Maybe they should try to stretch their music talent. In fact, the sooner that pudgy-faced lead singer decides to live somewhere like New Zealand the better.
Flying Turnip
When you think about it tho, most songs
ARE ABOUT GIRLS. OR, HOLD ON, BOYS
SOMETHING YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW
Chew chewing gum for five minutes, take it out, eat a Penguin biscuit and then put the chewing gum back in your mouth and chew.
Hey! It tastes like black pudding!
Go on. I know you want to try it.
The Tartan Thistle
Any more innovative recipe writers out
THERE? JAMIE OLIVER, WHO?
I KILLED THE ZUTONS
You know there's got to be something wrong with the world when the Zutons get nominated for the Mercury Prize. They could have nominated Simple Kid or our very own Hope Of The States, but no.
WLW, this is your chance to make up for not printing my anti-Jet message and you wouldn't want to embarrass yourself by appearing to be a Jet/Zutons fan, would you?
Ed the Demented Squirrel
I will never be a Zutons or Jet fan
IT'S THE CHEEKY GIRLS ALL THE WAY
HO HO HUM
During my time residing at Pyjama Palace, I came upon a startling discovery — my next door neighbour is none other than... Mr Santa Claus!
There is much evidence for this:
- He has a beard.
- He hammers in his shed all year.
- I've never seen him on Christmas Eve.
Coincidence? Pah, I laugh in the face of coincidences.
Pyjama Princess
Have you checked the washing line for
RED SUITS AND THE BUSHES FOR ELVES?
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN...
A certain someone wrote in here declaring that they actually want me to share Adam. Sorry love, I can't remember your name.
Anyhow, that suggestion was a definite no. Adam belongs here with me — forever and always.
I'm always here to hug, kiss and cuddle him. With me, he will be loved.
Emma-the-lil'-Angel
Lil' Angel do not smother Adam.
TOO MUCH LOVE MAY KILL HIM
