The Mega-Zine Museum
May 14—15, 2004
PICON THE ICON The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. What was the question again? Oh, you know this one. It's an absolute breezy.
THE MAD HATTER Judge ye not a fellow by the clothes he weareth. Many a fancy hat hides a hole in the head. Are you Confucius? Or just confused?
ASH Hey, I ain't e-mailed you for ages. Just wondering how you was. How you WERE, you mean. Write it out 50 times, like Bart Simpson.
EXAM TIME!
Remember the good old days, when we used to write in with the best things we've managed to get into exam papers?
Standard Grade exams are happening about now, and I got a bit about monkeys driving cars in my English test.
Who can get the best words into theirs?
Crinkle-cut Beatroot
Monkeys driving cars is a
RHESUS TO BE CHEERFUL
RACISM RANT
I accuse 'Zine of being racist. You always print letters in white text, never black.
In fact, I demand that from now on, you print all Spiky Stuy's letters in black text with a black background. This way means everyone's happy politically.
Granted, You won't be able to read his letters but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
Daggsy
The answer below is blue on blue
THE WONDER THAT IS DERREN BROWN
I am rather annoyed that this wonderful man has not been mentioned here. I went to his live show in Glasgow and am still in awe of how great it was! Me and my friend had great seats and could see everything that was happening.
I urge any other 'Ziners to follow me in worship of this spectacular performer.
Derren Brown — I salute you!
Jan of the Pink Gravy
What kind of name is Derren?
HASN'T HE GOT SPELLCHECK?
GET WIND OF THIS...
I have recently been informed that people blow off at 98.6 degrees C.
On contemplation, I have realised the impossibility of this. If we were to do the above said, we would all have burns/burn-blisters on our behinds.
Well, I'm glad to have got that off my chest. Yes, WLW, I have no shame.
Frodo Mercury the Hobbit Warrior
I refer you to the earlier answer
ABOUT BLOWING IN THE WIND
TO MONOTONOUS MONOCHROME
How nice to find someone else who appreciates obscure rubbish on here. The Bogberries are a superb blend of headbanging nausea and ska blah zippidy doo dah on an epic scale.
Congratulations WLW for being so open-minded and allowing 'Ziners everywhere to be enthralled by this mind-numbing tedium. Rock on.
Skanks No Thanks
I suddenly felt like I was
READING THE NME...
DYSON ADS
I got really upset the other day when I saw the new Dyson ad ("you have to change the bin more often"). I could not understand why Dyson were criticising themselves.
So when I complained to my brother who works in advertising, he explained it was a good thing because it meant Dyson picked up more dirt.
I'm not stupid, I am just slow.
Citizen Twiggy
I've got three in my kitchen
I'M JUST A HAS-BIN...
THINGS MY FRIEND BELIEVES
- Flowers have faces.
- Men shaped like beach balls are attractive.
- Her hat is her lover.
- Calling someone "Rimmer" is a compliment.
- That it's a necessity to stack your knickers.
Anathema
Have you considered changing
YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE?
