The Mega-Zine Museum
May 3, 2004
THEUNITEDTRUTH What if this anti-spyware software is, in fact, spyware? Did anyone ever think of that? They're watching you WLW, all the time... Poor them. I am very dull.
DIZZY DAISY Was my spider encounter just too scary for little WLW to print, then? I've said before I hate those critters.
MARTY MCFLY Who ate my cake? Ask your bandmates. They've been busted now.
PICTURES, PICTURES EVERYWHERE
I'm not too sure if I agree with all these crazy pictures being shown. It was never like this in my day. All we had was chalk and a blackboard.
To challenge the wonder that is technology, I bet you can't draw a picture of a stray vole named Tobias who originated from the slums of Brazil and enjoys watching TV shows with Jamie Theakston in them.
Jan of The Pink Gravy
I could but you kept talking
SO I RAN OUT OF SPACE
WHAT I'VE LEARNT FROM MTV
- US teenagers can be mad as a box of insane frogs — I Want A Famous Face.
- American teenage girls can be really bitchy — Dismissed.
- Alex Zane makes programmes with funny (but mean) commentary.
- Cheerleading camp is scarier than army bootcamp — Camp Jim.
- Bam Margera is the Kenneth Brannagh of the skating world ie very self indulgent — Viva La Bam.
Cherries Jubilee
And there's no buffalo in buff wings?
NEWLYWEDS
A MESSAGE FOR EMMA-THE-LIL'-ANGEL
Hi there. You seem a bit fickle. I swear you had professed your undying love to the heavily eyebrowed man and then fell for another pop rocker.
But hey, I'm not one to talk. The day I broke up with my boyfriend, I fell for the boy in maths. And it is not a rebound.
Citizen Twiggy
Once you meet Eyebrows Charles
MAYBE THE MYSTERY IS GONE
RANDOM GUBBINS
Hey WLW, long time no see! Slightly less hair than last time, though... Davord, on the other hand seems to be sprouting more. What have you been feeding him in my absence?
Jeez, you go away for a couple of years...
Did ya miss me? Well how about if I send you chocolate? Missed me now? Come on, humour me here.
Peppermint Patty
Send me mint chocs
AND WE'LL TALK
SOME OBSERVATIONS
I must disagree with Hog Nosed Skunk Flea, The Beatles are unbelievebly over-rated and, well, terrible. I realise this isn't a popular view but come on, that I Wanna Hold Your Hand song — shocker.
Also, WLW, why aren't my letters regarding my love for ska-core and Capdown getting printed while others are? It's 'cos I support Spurs, isn't it?
Big D And The Kids Table
Spurs and rubbish music
YOU NEED TO LEARN
POETRY SOCIETY
Once I lived and breathed the same air as you, then I was cold and cruelly sliced from this world and made into one of them. I stopped and listened and took in their ideas. They turned out to be not that bad.
And that's how I joined the poetry society. After the cruel "pond — hairspray" initiation.
Stuttercut
That's why I prefer
RHYMING SLANG
BEST BANDS
- The Wellies — They kick.
- Jack The Ripper — Wicked, man.
- The Fridge — Cool man.
- The Cradles — They rock.
- The Events — They're so happening.
- The Distant Planets — Far out.
Sheesh
The Rubbish
THEY TAKE IT OUT
