The Mega-Zine Museum
March 26, 2004
AGGIE HUGEBOTTOM I was the first to write a load of rubbish on 'Zine, so you are all copying me. Mind you, most of you are better at it than I ever was. It's all your fault. Apologise right now!
CONCRETE DONKEY Whatever happened to Gothbabe? Babe? Are you out there?
STUTTERCUT I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. That would make a great story. Not very original though.
JACK AND JILL
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Why? It takes a lot of energy to climb a hill. And it would be a lot easier to dig a well on lower ground anyway.
So everyone in that rhyme has been an idiot.
Geofforey The Referee
Why dig a new well when there's
ONE IN WORKING ORDER?
TAKESHI'S CASTLE
I just thought that I would tell you about the most magnificent and funniest programme ever. It is, of course, the fantastic Takeshi's Castle on Challenge TV.
Oh, the hilarity of watching Japanese people going on a gameshow with no hope of winning. Games beyond the imagination and people hurting themselves in unimaginable ways.
Ahhhhhh, the fun of it all.
Happy Clappy
Whatever
FLICKS YOUR SWITCH
WHATEVER NEXT?
I have got THE most rubbish student teacher ever in RS.
Upon entering the classroom today we saw this question on the board: What issues does result out of the environment?
Is this man stupid?
The Lightning Lady
I had a supply teacher that looked
LIKE A FRAGGLE. SHE WAS CUTE
EVERYBODY LOVES NOEL EDMONDS
To prove my point here are four things you never knew about Noel.
- His tank-tops are made of recycled cardboard.
- His favourite meal is prawn crackers with mustard.
- He has 16 children, all called Dave.
- He was once prime minister of Malta.
OK, maybe they aren't facts, but wouldn't it be great if they were?
Concrete Donkey
The fact that he gave us Mr Blobby
IS MORE THAN ENOUGH
GIRAFFES HAVE AWFUL TASTE IN MUSIC
WLW, you've made jokes about The Darkness and Placebo, two of the dandy finest bands breathing on this known universe.
I have come to create a fitting punishment. You are no longer my sidekick, and are the fourth member of my super-villains list (after Busted).
Good day to you.
The 'Zine Superhero
Villains have much
MORE FUN, SO WOO TO ME!
TEST THE NATION
ME: Right everyone, put your arm up if you're stupid.
SPIKY STUY: (Puts arm up)
MR FAHRENHEIT: (Puts arm up)
THE BRIGADIER: Pardon me...?
EMMA-THE-LIL' ANGEL: (Puts foot up)
Sykopathik Mushroom
If you're asking so many questions
I'D PUT MY FEET UP TOO
6... 6... 6...
Are you right-handed, WLW? If so, sit at your desk and try this out.
With your right leg, make your foot trace a circle in a clockwise direction. When doing this, trace the number 6 using your finger.
I think it also works for left foot widdershins/left hand 9. But I'm not left handed. So there.
Feet are so stupid.
Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller
I did it!
AND I'M LEFT HANDED
