The Mega-Zine Museum
March 6, 2004
SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER You know my friend Aleece, the one who plays the kazoo? I bought her a fake apple for her birthday. Harder to chew than when Mabel takes out her false teeth.
LOVE'S ALTER EGO, HATE Briggie. What's wrong with him? Insania.
THE BRIGADIER What a cheeky little minx that Jordan is. I don't mind her snoring but drinking all my port was most unpalatable. I didn't realise you had a six pack too.
HALF TERM
Half term was very enlightening for me.
I managed to get a mad hair style, gain another worrying addiction, lose touch with everyone I know, become a recluse for 12 days, realise my brother's a cross between Father Dougal McGuire and Laurel from Laurel & Hardy and play too much Minesweeper.
I also invented a new chicken game which involves Angel Delight.
The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin
You'll need another holiday
TO RECOVER FROM THAT LOT
HEYA
Me? I'm a self-confessed one hit wonder. My name? That's a compilation of all my favorite 'Ziners in order of how great they are.
I would love it WLW, if you would print these people more, and newbies, (like me) less.
Thank you, and keep up the great work.
The Sykopathic Farmer DeLorean That is Wonky
I try not to show favouritism
THAT'S DAVORD'S JOB
NOW IT'S WAR!
Whoever had the "clever" idea to change the mighty Wispa is going to feel our wrath.
Anyone who had a part to play in this devilry will not escape.
Victory shall be ours!
The Owl of Bewilderment
Chocolate talk!
EASTER IS COMING...
WHY I WILL NEVER WRITE TO B*CKCH*T
- I don't have an acne problem.
- I don't own Will Young's album, let alone recommend anyone to but it.
- I don't wish anyone good luck in their exams (so there).
- I haven't read LOTR.
- I don't have a crush on some guy who hates me, therefore don't need to complain that guys are shallow.
Hog Nosed Skunk Flea
They haven't read LOTR —
SURELY JUST SEEN THE FILMS
MAGIC TRICK
Right, I'm going to perform an amazing magic trick, for all you 'Ziners.
Let go of your remote, close your eyes and count to 50.
And when you open your eyes, as if by magic, the page will have changed!
Go!
Sykopathik Mushroom
Unless you've hit
THE HOLD BUTTON
EVERYBODY LOVES ROB
Sasha had him first, then Snoz had a few moments with him, then he went and slept with Nicki and now even Al fancies him.
Oh Rob from As If, if you were a real person and not just a fictional character I'd be after you too.
In fact, even though you are a fictional TV character I'm still after you!
I even like you more than Legolas, Oliver Wood, Angel, Spike and General Li.
Miss Snaz
I see Sasha has defected
TO FOOTBALLER'S WIVES
ALTERNATIVES TO BUSTED AND SCOOTER
- Pixies
- DJ Shadow
- Sleater-Kinney
- Pretty Girls Make Graves
- Sonic Youth
You don't have to thank me, kids. It's all part of the service.
Samurai Hedgehog
Barry Manilow has a
GREATEST HITS CD COMING
