The Mega-Zine Museum
December 4, 2003
THE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING PENGUIN Armadillos! Get your lovely armadillos, soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside. So, WLW, what's your opinion of armadillos? Prefer them baked rather than fried.
GERTY AND HER ONIONS I can't believe that before 'Zine I didn't know what a pilchard was. I didn't know what a giraffe was 'til I met myself.
DOUGIE THE MINESWEEPER The Salon stinks. It's all that hair dye.
RAAAA! (DID I SCARE YOU?)
I used to read 'Zine many moons ago and returned recently to find some significant changes.
I'm glad to see the back of that Man With The Golden Bun chap, but where did all these people claiming to be goths and writing a load of codswallop come from?
Hog Nosed Skunk Flea
Your guess is as good as mine
SHIPPED IN FROM A DARK PLACE
MODULAR SCIENCE
Who's idea was it to make a Dual Award Modular Science? I had my first modules today and can honestly say that they were absolutely pointless.
I am in awe as to how they could make an hour and a half so jaw numbingly boring.
P.S: Chemistry Chick is as lovely as ever.
Me and My Digitally Enhanced Self
Stand up and shout stuff 'em
SEE IF ANYONE LIVENS UP
HALLOWEEN RIBENA
I, too, discovered a Halloween "bat-currant" Ribena carton the other day, and was also mildly amused by it.
Not only does it "not contain real bats" but, according to the label, it glows in the dark.
Why? Did the package designers think that anyone sits in the dark while drinking their Ribena?
The One With The Mighty Antlers
Maybe if you drink it
YOU GLOW IN THE DARK!
THE OSBOURNES
Good news everyone, the Osbournes is back on Friday night Channel 4.
This news makes me want to run around and scream until my hands start to shake and my nose bleeds, causing me to fall unconscious on the floor and have surreal and twisted dreams about Pavarotti in speedos.
The Educated Wombat
Jack having his own programme
MAKES ME FLIP OUT IN ANGER
OCCHAZZARD THE WIZARD
If you are talkin' bout the wonderfulness that is Arthur then you are grossly mistaken, for he actually is in fact an aardvark NOT a gerbil.
Arthur is a sensible lad who knows right from wrong and always makes the best decision. Everyone should look up to him, he's a role model worth having, although don't copy his glasses: it's not big, it's not clever and they ain't pretty.
The Noodles Poodles Doodle
Aardvarks, gerbils, giraffes...
IT'S LIKE A ZOO IN HERE
NOT JUST ANY NEWBIE
Hello my people. I've gotta tell you, it has been my lifelong dream to be a member of your oh-so exclusive club, and now I'm finally here.
Let me introduce myself — I am Danger Ranger Monkey Buckle Shoe. Ah yes, what a special name.
Indeed, I am a newbie, but I beg of you, don't treat me any differently, or I shall cry.
I must go now, my shoelace is undone.
Danger Ranger Monkey Buckle Shoe
Cry?!
NOT MUCH OF A DANGER FAN REALLY
CHINESE PROVERBS
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Lord Charles
Never get naked in a glass house
UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE DAVORD
