The Mega-Zine Museum
November 27, 2003
GODFREY DANIELS I don't know what College Chocolate is on about. WLW would never print cruel and nasty remarks about anyone on here, would you pig-face? Moi?
HELGA THE VIKING You can balance on stilettoes and you're a giraffe?. Wow! You must have a good sense of balance. You should see my walk too!
PADDY IRISHMAN Could you draw me a picture of Michael Jackson's nose? (Any one of them will do). Blob. How's that?
THE THREE BILLS ARE INNOCENT
I personally represent the three Bills — Mr Posters, Mr Stickers and, most recently, Mr Lickers have all been threatened with prosecution.
I wish to make it perfectly clear now that they are all innocent.
If McDonalds wish to present their evidence to the contrary they're more than welcome to.
Mr H L Elf
Pay off with a McFlurry
SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT
'KWIK' THINKING
My mind has turned to the spelling of Kwik Save. Is this supposed to be a "kwik" way of spelling it? Did they not realise what kind of people this will attract? Hooligans, yobs and car thieves (dressed in Burberry caps and rockports).
I would ask shop owners in future to please reconsider the names of their shops. Do they not realise this could damage our minds?
The All-Knowing Lavatory Brush
Good old-fashioned values
NO-ONE SEEMS TO CARE ANYMORE...
A GERBIL WITH A PET DOG?
Does anyone know that strange, strange cartoon on CBBC where all the characters are different types of rodents — the main character is a gerbil with glasses and apparently he has a pet dog.
I ask you, how is this possible?
Occhazard the Wizard
It's like Marcel taking me
OUT ON A LEAD...
CHEMISTRY CHICK
I would like to introduce to you all the best looking girl in the world — Chemistry Chick.
Chemistry Chick is just wonderful and, fortunately for me, is in many of my other lessons so I can sit and gaze at her wonderfullness.
As we sit in Chemistry, me looking at her from the side (great profile), I am in awe of her beauty.
Me and My Digitally Enhanced Self
Next time ignite your bunsen burner
IN PRIVATE PLEASE
I'M SO EXCITED
Seeing as it's nearly Christmas, I can't wait for the Teletext advent calendar! I love it!
In my previous incarnation, I wrote a message about the advent calendar too. It's just that amazing.
What's your advent calendar gonna be of WLW?
Jamodu
Someone has sent me a
RONAN KEATING ONE!
LONG TIME TO WRITE
Since I last wrote to 'Zine, I have got a nice guy boyfriend and then dumped him because I'm fickle. I now fancy someone else and now my ex asked out my best friend.
Boys are poos. I need to find myself a good boy who won't go bad when I dump him. But bad boys are so cute.
Damn, my friend is lucky.
Citizen Twiggy
I'm no expert like Nick
BUT YOU CAN ONLY BLAME YOURSELF
THE DAY OF PAIN
I'm sure someone's trying to kill me. After five miles of murderous cross-country running this morning, I thought things couldn't get any worse. That's when I fell in the river.
Once again I thought, "How bad can it get?"
Then I tripped over my feet when the bus of boys from the all-boys school drove past. I landed on my face and broke my nose. It's been a good day.
The Last Leaf On The Tree
That's why I
NEVER GO RUNNING
