The Mega-Zine Museum
November 26, 2003
SATAN'S RUBBER DUCK You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because I'm pretending you're all naked — and it's pretty darn funny! But our bits aren't made of rubber. *Chottle*
SPIKY STUY Can one of you lot tell me how you can get extra virgin olive oil? I mean, what's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin? It's super pure.
FATHER COOLY Bless you my child. Repent now. I am trying my best.
I BACK
Yo! I back and there is one thing that I have to say...
Ha! I have finally seen that bloke from Busted's eyebrows. Mother of...! They must be bigger than Ken Dodd!
Hamster The Gangster From Hamsterdam
No match for
BARRY MANILOW'S NOSE THOUGH!
WELL, DUH!
Sitting in the canteen at lunchtime today, I noticed my friend Lauren had a carton of Ribena. Asking for a closer look, I noticed that it was one of the special Halloween promotional ones that she had left over.
It said on the front, "Bat-current Juice."
Yes, ha ha, bats, Halloween, etc. What I didn't need was the little note they had put underneath in brackets. (Does not contain real bats).
Blonde Butterfly
I should hope not
THEIR WINGS ARE CRUNCHY
MY GRANDAD SCARES ME
In all respects my grandad seems perfectly average, but for his tendency to wear a navy and cream Adidas zip-up top. This is obviously evidence that he is the world's first and (hopefully) only septuagenarian townie.
Soon he'll be listening to Blazin' Squad and getting drunk outside the Co-op.
Send all donations to stop this horror to Anathema, c/o Zine Enterprises.
Anathema
Hilarious
IF ONLY WE COULD PRINT PHOTOS
IF 'ZINERS WERE TV PRESENTERS
| Mr Fahrenheit | — | Gaby Roslin (tries hard, but oh dear...) |
| Freshly Squeezed Cynic | — | Gloria Hunniford (is young and yet so cynical). |
| WLW | — | Linda Barker (old enough to know better). |
| Spiky Stuy | — | Ant or Dec (all these little squirts look the same to me). |
| Mercy Guts | — | Graham Norton (brings a touch of class to the proceedings). |
Lovey Dovey
I despise that Barker woman
SNIP SNIP WITH THE SCISSORS
PRESENTS FROM BUSTED
It was 7:45 last Saturday morning and I was rudely awoken by the sound of the local postman practically breaking down my front door.
He had a mysterious package with my name on it. It was a present from Busted!
I, being their special fan, was delighted at owning their new album, signed: "To Emma, Love Charlie" etc.
He loves me, WLW! He loves me!
Emma-the-lil'-Angel
Wow
I THOUGHT CHRISTMAS WAS NEXT MONTH
BUB AND BOB
Yes, I know this game. Is it not called Bubble Bobble? I think it's the same thing.
I played it in an arcade in France, where I met a girl called Beth and her boyfriend called Stuart Little!
I set a high score, too, and then when I left, Beth gave me a hug for some reason.
Whatever that Super Golden Monkey Wrench says, he's lying!
Crinkle-cut Beatroot
Stuart Little surely couldn't reach
AN ARCADE GAME SWITCH
HOW TO ANNOY A POSTMAN
- Make sure your doors are locked (this is crucial).
- Wait by your front door.
- When he posts something in, post it back out at him. Repeat as necessary.
- He will eventually try and open the door. See 1.
On a completely unrelated topic, I wonder why there was a postal strike?
Gnuffo1
Don't care why but that strike
CAUSED ME A FAIR BIT OF HASSLE
