The Mega-Zine Museum
November 1, 2003
THE CHOCOLATE-DIPPED TREKKIE The answer to the age-old question. The egg came before the chicken, because evolution occurs by generic mutation. They left a few mutants behind...
TOPPER You ever get that feeling you're being watched and photographed and studied and taken to secret labs in the Forest of Dean? No? Me neither. I'd be really boring to monitor.
THE BRIGADIER Where has my new maid Clementine gone? Back of the sofa?
I SHALL JUST CLEAR THIS UP
Hmmm, it seems to me that there are slight misconceptions going around concerning hobbits, and as a member and representative of this race, it is up to me to clear it all up.
Hobbits are not fat. We are (in the words of Oscar Wilde) "architecturally well-proportioned". Hobbits are also not small or vertically challenged. We just have a distinct lack of centimetres.
There.
Frodo Mercury, Little Hobbit Warrior
You do have hairy feet
DON'T DENY IT
HELP!
Being stricken with flu, I'm reading 'Zine while watching 4 Learning.
Please do tell me, how is an utterly camp guy dressed as a ballerina and prancing around singing "shake your bum" educational?
Ye gods, the armpit hair...
Banana Flavoured Elf
Much the same as a singing frog
OH KERMIT...
CRASH THE BUSTED SUPPORTERS
'Zine is supposed to be a place where we can come to laugh at trendies and their taste in music, not where we elevate one of their rubbishy pop groups to God-like status.
It's all Emma-the-Lil'-Angel's fault. I mean, before she came along and started saying how much she loved Busted, they were ignored or ridiculed.
I demand that any letters praising Busted be given to Davord to eat.
Jaded Dragon
Now then, there's room for everyone
EXCEPT CHEEKY GIRLS FANS
INSIDE THE MIND OF MERCY NUTS
- I'm so full up, only one more kebab for me.
- This homework looks hard so I think I'll just eat it.
- I'm knackered, think I'll only stay out another three hours.
- That football will not be kicked!
- That teacher would look better with her clothes off... oh no, I've said too much!
Mercy Nuts
No teacher should ever be thought of
LIKE THAT, UNLESS ON CHANNEL 4
BUSTED
Oh Busted are sooo good, I really do love them. I think I'll write a letter in to 'Zine to say how much they rock!
And Charlie Wazzock, what a guitar player! I love Gothbabe and Emma-the Lil'-Townie!
Now THAT is sarcasm of the highest standard.
Big Bob Flapper
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
I'M AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE
LEAVE BUSTED ALONE!
Why are there always so many anti comments towards Busted? I think they're cool. OK, OK, so they're not the new Beatles, but I think they've got talent.
So leave Matt, Charlie and James alone, as most of you anti-fans couldn't do a better job than them!
Oh, I also happen to have big eyebrows. Does that mean Emma-the-lil'-Angel would be attracted to me?
Anime Buddy
I imagine it's the popboy prowess that
EM FANCIES MORE THAN THE SLUGS
HMPH
Emma-the-Lil-'Angel, dearie, I'm sorry if you're offended by my decision to unite 'Zine through boyband hating.
It's just that if I hadn't, this place would be overrun by 'em, and that'd mean I couldn't block those strange eyebrows out of my head and I'd be tortured forever!
Surely you wouldn't want that?
Lilac Leopard
Growing eyebrows INSIDE your head
WOULD MAKE EVEN ME WORRY
