The Mega-Zine Museum
August 15—16, 2003
MISS E Do you speak any useless foreign languages, WLW? French? Latin? Klingon? Micra? I tried Elvish but gave up on the first page.
BROKEN BUBBLES You can buy her this one here, this one here or this one here — everything for sale! Including the one over there that says full price only?
THE LILAC PILGRIM Being put on the front page of 'Zine is just like falling in love. You don't know when it's gonna happen, it just does. I am here more often though.
HOT AND BOTHERED
Hot sunny day today, and yesterday it rained.
The weather is so strange here in England. When it's hot people complain about the heat, yet when it rains people are unhappy and wish for sunshine.
I feel sorry for the weather, it must be lonely and have no friends, poor thing...
Dream Weaver
You got rain?!
I'M STILL TAKING COLD SHOWERS
JOLLY FOREIGNERS
Do any Londoners live in London? It's entirely populated by camera-hungry easterners and royal-hungry yanks!
Great fun, especially asking one of them the time while Big Ben chimes 12.
Hyde Park pedalos, now they are good... wouldn't work on the Trent mind.
Undeniable Me
More Aussies I think.
WHY THEY PREFER TO LIVE HERE...
WOW! THANKS!
Thank you for posting my message. Unfortunately, I had to view it on a dodgy hotel telly, so many of the characters were missing — but it was my message, I just know it was. I feel so proud I watched the messages cycle eight times!
By the way, all that stuff about being the second Briggie was just shameless attention seeking — but I do love piano music, don't you?
O.B.M.T.
Briggie probably struggles to find his
HOUSE KEYS, NEVER MIND PIANO
MY GRANNY
- She got some Ginko Biloba to improve her memory, but she keeps forgetting to take it.
- She bought a bottle of special formula multi-vitamins to help her 'live life to the max', but she can't get the lid off.
Curable Romantic
Oi, don't pick on your granny
SHE KNITS YOU JUMPERS
HHHHHMMMMMMMM
If all the world were paper,
And all the sea was ink,
And all the trees were bread and cheese,
What would we have to drink?
After many years I have decided that the answer is either cheese juice or, erm, ink.
Jan of The Pink Gravy
Mouldy bread eventually turns to water
AND I LOVE BLAZIN' SQUAD
SO BUSTED ARE BETTER THAN JONNY WILKES, EH?
How?
- Jonathan Wilkes can sing, Busted just think they can.
- Jonathan Wilkes looks good in drag, Busted, other than Mattie's make-up, don't.
- Jonathan Wilkes sent me a birthday card, Busted don't know I exist.
Sorted.
Local Person
Busted gave Christy G a birthday card
HE'S GOT A FEATURE ON SAUCE
USEFUL SPANISH PHRASES
- "Donde esta me hamberguesa?":
Where is my hamburger? - "No sopa para ti, senor!":
No soup for you, mister! - "El generalade brigada se fue con mi novia.":
The Brigadier went off with my girlfriend.
The Wonky Gnome
Keep the last one quiet mate
OH THE SHAME
