The Mega-Zine Museum
April 4—5, 2003
CALPOL JUNKIES WLW, have you ever used a hair straightener? Every day. I like to have a sleak spotty coat.
THE SOULSHAKER Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'm gonna eat worms. Lightly grilled with tomato and they're rather nice.
SPIKY STUY Purple Punk, you said if someone mentions you. you'll mention them. Well, I've mentioned you so keep your part of the deal or I'll destroy the Jaffa Cake factory. Do it, or we all suffer!
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!
Nooo! The X Files ended last night. And it wasn't even as good as I thought it would be.
Anyway, methinks I should change my name, now that The X Files has finished.
Any suggestions?
XPhile2868 (He of the Internet)
I have a hard enough time thinking
WHAT TO WRITE IN THESE BOXES
WLW,
Have you noticed how Mega-Zine is becoming a lot like the Jerry Springer Show? We could have The Mega-Zine Show with titles such as I Am A Gay Giraffe.
Every week we could have the Brigadier come on and throw chairs at the audience. It would be great!
All together: WLW, WLW, WLW!
Viva La Revolution
You're a genius
CAN WE THROW CHAIRS BACK THOUGH?
BOO!
Saying hello to Moonflower, whose one-liner you printed.
I miss you all, at uni without TV, no TV means no Teletext, ha ha. OK, bye.
Moon will tell me when you print this.
Hello Moon. Goodbye. I love Briggie.
Anita Ant Eater
Another Briggie fan bites the dust
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DOES
GCSE BYTESIZE
Here are some actual quotes from Bytesize, which I am being forced to watch in my English lessons:
- "I like the poem's title, because it tells you what it is about."
- "The pauses in the poem are good, because it gives you a chance to breathe when reading it."
- "The poem, Hurricane Hits England, is about a hurricane which hit England."
A leprechaun called Steve
This is what I pay taxes for schools
TO TEACH? DAVORD, GET THE PHONE
YOU CAN HAVE HIM!
Just a little message to the Chocolate Dipped Trekkie and that stupid Duchess. I would just like to say that you can have my old, yes, old leftovers.
I've had a taste of the Brigadier, and it ain't pleasant! He walks around on Sunday mornings scratching his you-know-what and is a bad kisser.
Fight for him if you like, but just a little tip — his breath stinks!
Jambonica the Psychic
Can't say I'm surprised
PORT DRINKERS. FILTHY ANIMALS
PURPLE PUNK,
In the hope you'll return the favour, I will now mention you in a poem:
Purple Punk
She's so funny
She listens to funk
She's sweet as honey
I hope you are a she!
Hippycrit
Two mentions in one day!
DON'T GO GETTING A BIG HEAD NOW
TEAM METAL
Forget Team Avril and Team Phil Collins and all the other Teams, Team Metal is the team to join. Come on, all you metal fans. We are not "twassocks", DJ Dave, and WLW, don't call me a "trout".
So, all you doubters, take your Blue CD and shove it where the sun don't shine. Team Metal is the best and you'd better believe it!
Sykopathik Mushroom
Celebrating T-spoons
I MAY SEE YOUR POINT
