The Mega-Zine Museum
March 21, 2003
KLOBB OF THE UNDERWORLD Now the excellent Digitiser has finished, does that make us the number 1 Teletext page, WLW? moc-amoc-amoc! We've always been top. Our name Mega says it all.
ACTIONJACKSON 2SHEDS Dear WLW, after months of exhaustive research I can finally reveal that — Oh hang on, there's someone at the door... I can only wait for so long before... zzzzzz.
MISTOFFELEES Ever driven a bus, WLW? No, but I did try a speedboat once. Not wise if you get seasick.
FASHION WEEKLY
WLW, now I don't mean to be rude but you know, that dress you wear? You know the one, bright pink, big yellow flowers, ruffles and green ribbon?
Well, I hate to tell you this, but it makes your bum look huge. I know it's your favourite dress, how upset are you WLW?
Pippypea
Not as upset as Davord
IT WAS HIS FROCK THAT I BORROWED!
THE WORTHY BRIGADIER
For many years I have lusted after the gorgeous Brigadier. I feel that now is the time for me to confess my undying love to the hunky Brigadier and say back off Jambonica! The Brigadier is mine!
So if you're interested Briggie, we can play polo then have afternoon tea in the drawing room.
Duchess Pandora of Ormondroyd
Polo?
SO YOU'VE GOT A BIT MISSING TOO?!
HALLELUJAH!
The Grand Prix are back — wahoo!
Not only do these programmes provide excellent racing entertainment, but hilarious catchphrases eg: "He's gone agricultural" for when someone went off the track, and "his fellow facial hair enthusiast."
The Spontaneous Combusting Penguin
I race to turn that nonsense off
YOU DON'T MAKE GREAT CONVERSATION
POETRY CORNER
Here is my first contribution to the wonder that is Poetry Corner:
Twixt optimist and pessimist,
The difference is droll,
The optimist sees the donut,
The pessimist sees the hole.
But the question still remains, how do you spell donut? Doughnut? Dohnut?
The One and Only Woolcat
Yellow skin aside, I do not look like
HOMER SIMPSON OK. DEAL WITH IT
THOUGHTS
- Girls Aloud. allowed to do what exactly?
- Reborn in the USA. Keep 'em all over there. Including Davina.
- The Brigadier. Isn't he the granddad from Only Fools and Horses?
Hippycrit
I see a pattern...
RUBBISH AND OLD THINGS = BRIGGIE!
WLW
This is my first e-mail to Zine so I thought I'd start it by starting Team Feeder.
Forget Avril (although she's fit), Phil Collins or Tenacious D, Feeder totally rock and deserve to be heard.
So come on Feeder fans, please help us show the world the brilliance of Grant & Co.
We can get the Brigadier to join for a start.
The Pretentious Has-Been
Supporting Coldplay on tour
THE CLOCK IS TICKING
LOOKALIKES?
Has anyone else noticed the amazing physical similarities between Girls Aloud's Cheryl Tweedy and ex-RI:SE presenter Liz Bonnin?
And have they ever been seen in the same room? I think not. My theory is that the two are actually one and the same.
Don't you agree WLW?
Haribo Girli
Well they're both talentless
GOBBY MADAMS. BY GOLLY YOU'RE GOOD!
