The Mega-Zine Museum
March 4, 2003
PSYCIC PSYCO Now, don't you think it's strange that there is no such word as a smasher? At least it doesn't appear in my laptop's spell check. Old ladies always call babies that.
KAMAKAZZY REJECT CHITTEN What the world needs now, is love. Sweet love. I could be doing with some in the Towers too.
CONCRETE DONKEY Matthias Mortimer Zulu, are you suggesting the great concrete donkey is of the fairer sex? You are wrong. That's sorted that one out, you daft ass.
YAY!
At last, a Bright Eyes reference on Mega-zine! Thank you, Conor Oberst's Screech In A Box for bringing up his genius here.
Can we start a Team Bright Eyes? Can we turn 'Zine into a place of discussion of all things Bright Eyes? What's your favourite Bright Eyes album? Bright Eyes Bright Eyes Bright Eyes!
The Torture Garden
You're hurting my head now, never mind
MY EYES. I'M NOT STEPHEN GATELY
YOKO! JAKOMOKO! TOTO!
Has anyone ever seen this? It's so-o cool!
Yoko's this little purple bird, Jakomoko's an armadillo/cow sort of thing, and Toto's a monkey.
It's this cartoon that I watch after I read 'Zine.
Nice. Ciao!
Crinkle-cut Beatroot
The Cramp Twins have a new video.
SAW THE ADVERT. NOT BOUGHT IT MIND
WHAT IS BETTER?
- Steak or pork chops?
- Superman or Spiderman?
- Guitar or drum solos?
- Insomnia or narcolepsy?
- Maltesers or Minstrels?
The Asparagus Man thanks thee...
The Asparagus Man
Chicken, Spidie, no showing off at all,
BIG SNOOZES, ALL CHOCOLATE IS GOOD
ERIC CLAPTON
Enough of this Team Phil Collins, Avril etc.
We should join forces and create Team Eric Clapton. The man is a genius, the best blues — if not rock — guitarist in the world.
He wrote Layla. 'nuff said.
Major Colonic Information
Barry Manilow sang Lola
HE WAS NO SHOWGIRL
WLW
I have to write an English essay, do an art project and write five pages on life in the trenches, all before the end of half-term.
And what am I doing? I'm writing to you, even though I know full well you won't print me.
Did you know that guinea pigs like to play with socks?
Neon Elf
Being a guinea pig is much better
THAN A SCHOOLIE. OR WLW MAYBE
JEANS
That Levis ad is extremely odd. Where on earth do mouse people live? They must have had a right time finding mouse-people actors.
It sort of reminds me of when I went to Leicester. No idea why.
Semi-automatic Toilet Brush
They used authentic rats for the
LONDON TUBE ADVERTS
WOW WLW
What a difficult job you must have. I mean, all the reading of e-mails and sorting them out to put on Mega-zine. Your job must really tire you out.
Your hands must take the worst of it, though — all that typing and thinking of the sarcastic comments at the end.
My head hurts just thinking of the confusion and trouble you must go to, just to get our precious letters on 'Zine.
Barbie Must Die
Appreciated at last!
I'LL HAVE A PAY RISE TOO IF YOU CAN
