The Mega-Zine Museum
March 2, 2003
HARIBO GIRLI There are millions of choices all under one roof, it's called Toys R Us, Toys R Us, Toys R Us! I'm in the sweet department if you need me.
HIPPYCRIT The Spice Girls are reforming. Let me get my platforms. I'm male by the way. Were you that bloke on The Salon with the big shoes?
MOOSESNOTMEESE Hate computer. Computer is a piece of French merchandise. And here was me thinking that Bill Gates was a big American with a huge wad of doughnuts in the bank.
EYEBROWS FROM THE BUSH
My history teacher has the eyebrows of Charlie from Busted. When pressed with the question "Are you related to Charlie from Busted?" my teacher raised the big bush and decided that I had committed some awful sin and threw me out of the class!
Please WLW, what did I do wrong?
Two Dead Brain Cells
She's probably Ms MacKenzie and is
STILL MISSING HIS SLURPING KISSES
MORE POETRY
I recently heard a poem that I couldn't wait to share with all my fellow 'Ziners! It's about my favourite topic too! Yay!
Money speaks, it is no lie,
I heard it once,
It said... Goodbye.
A piece of literary genius, don'tcha think?
Triangular Frostbite
Get it to say hello in the comeback
TO ME, AND THAT'S IMPRESSIVE
MY LIVING HELL
Please help me. My next door neighbours are having an outdoors party and for the past hour I have been enduring Westlife's Greatest Hits album. (I am surprised that it actually has anything on it).
If they put Blazin' Squad on, I am seriously considering jumping out of my bedroom window.
Shirley The Rainbow Sheep
Jumping out? To join in the fun...
ARE THEY SERVING JELLY?
THE DENTIST
He gets fatter every time I see him. I suppose sitting looking into people's mouths every day doesn't entail much exercise.
Even so, it makes his general advice not to eat too many sugary things seem a tad hypocritical, when he clearly has a bit of a sweet tooth himself!
Just who checks his teeth for plaque and decay, eh?
Insane Jam Sow
He could just have a thing for pies
GREASE SLIDS OFF TEETH UNNOTICED
BLOCKBUSTER
You read about all these terrorists. Most of them came here legally, but they hung around on all these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you.
Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
Genius at Work
They could lower my rent too
£2 A NIGHT WOULD BE A BARGAIN
A SONG FOR FLUFFY
I would like to thank Fluffy the Evil One for the amazing Afro T-shirt he bought for me, by slightly adapting a song, just for him:
When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother what would I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me...
No
Al the Afro Tamer
If he hands out presents that easily
I DON'T DO MUCH...
