The Mega-Zine Museum
January 26, 2003
THE 12TH LEMON Danger. High voltage. Take your finger out of the plug.
BILL THE DEPRESSED MULE Praise to you, oh Lord, for you have brought back the lovely Creme Egg. WLW, how DO you eat yours? Bite the top, lick the inside, throw away the shell and start over!
XAVEN PRINCE OF DEATH Why does everyone find Goths so weird? I mean just 'cos they wear black clothing and black lipstick and black nail-polish. Yes, it is funny that...
MUSINGS FROM THE PSYCHE OF THE PANTS (Part 3)
Why isn't there grey in rainbows?
How come I can only find socks with holes in when I have to take my shoes off somewhere?
Was Zippy born/made with that zip, or was Bungle into dark, unmentionable things?
Anne Diamond's Hot Pants and Hat Ensemble
It was George that was the shifty one.
ZIP UP THAT PINKY WINKY
HMPH
I'm not a happy bunny. I've just got back from Majorca (where it was nice 'n' warm) to find that the central heating in our house has broken down, so now I'm sitting here buried under 15 layers of clothing. Winter sucks!
PS Pink Mafia — I'll save you from those Busted boys! I've always wanted a 'Zine girl. Will you have me? I scrub up nice — honest!
The Little Purple Furry Thing From Mars
At least you got some heat.
ICICLES ARE HANGING FROM MY NOSE
CARDBOARD DES' POETRY
My name is Cardboard Des,
I like to read da Zine,
I support the Gunners,
Think H and Claire, obscene!
I sit at my PC feelin' bored
Drinkin' Lemon Fanta
Rememberin' when Henry scored
And writin' letters to Santa
And now I'm e-mailing the 'Zine
Won't you please print my rhyme?
Cardboard Des
For that H & Claire comment alone
YOU ARE WELCOMED ON THESE PAGES
WALES
Ahhh, the land of song, we have produced such great people as Tom Jones and Lost Prophets — Charlotte Church is left out for a purpose. We even have Lava bread, whatever that is.
And remember, all this is coming from a country where there are more sheep than people.
This is all well and good but wouldn't it be better if we all moved to Hungary?
Beowulf's Ensign
Better still, send CMC to Hungary
AND WE'RE ALL WINNERS
CLUB BLONDE
I've done it! I've found a 'Ziner in my area. She doesn't have an e-mail address yet, so this is on her behalf.
And we've decided to start a club. For blonde 'Ziners. So anyone who wants to join, just e-mail 'Zine, heading your message Club Blonde.
Blondes 4-eva and I eagerly await your replies.
Blonde Butterfly
I await a flood of letters from
ATOMIC KITTEN. IF THEY CAN WRITE
FUNNIEST THINGS OF 2002
I know something that will amuse you for hours — well, about 30 minutes anyway. I mean it's funnier than your Phoenix Nights, The Office and Peter Kay put together.
Drum roll please — it's Daniel Radcliffe's lips! They are hilarious!
They totally made Chamber of Secrets for me — well something had to. They should even have their own show!
The KPnutta
Has he been kissing Leslie Ash?
THAT'S NOT A MAGIC IDEA
INSANE JAM SOW
Has anyone else seen his/her website?
Have you got nothing better to do than to calculate statistics such as the standard deviation of letters from the names of 1055 'Ziners since August 2001?
Not only that, but why is your homepage about Pokemon?
Gnuffo1
What have you got against Jam?
I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR ZINE SITES!
