The Mega-Zine Museum
January 10—11, 2003
PURPLE PUNK WLW, what would you do without me? How long have you got?
THE SUICIDAL CAT I've discovered something worse than Halifax Howard. The animated Halifax Howard! What did we ever do? Whatever it was I, for one, am truly truly sorry!
JENNY BEAN Team Avril — what is this strange cult? It sounds like something I should stay away from. Anyway, I've started my own club, called Team Phil Collins. Wanna join? That would be no.
THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... EVER
- Avril Lavigne ('nuff said)
- Mark Lamarr (comedy genius)
- Kylie Minogue (nice ar... ray of vocal attributes)
- Bruce "Die Hard" Willis (erm... he's cool?)
Surely that is the greatest list ever made... ever.
Farmer Jack
Mark Lamarr "comedy genius"?
BRUCE WILLIS "COOL"? VERY DODGY LIST
WLW
Today my dentist told me I "must be more conscientious when brushing my teeth". Then he poked metal implements at them, and it was painful.
Afterwards, I went to Tesco and got brownies to cheer myself up.
moosesNOTmeese
Blimey, what a full day you've had —
MY BROWNIE ON THE WAY, IS IT?
OI WLW!
What have you got against Pink Floyd? I was going to go into a rant and tell you off good and proper, but as we share a dislike for that errant harpy, Avril Lavigne, I'll let it drop this time.
I'm still recovering from some members of Team Avril mocking my Nightmare Before Christmas lunchbox... how rude!
Rennaps
Extremely rude — they're not exactly
IN A POSITION TO CRITICISE OTHERS
EAR CANDLES: THEY DO EXIST
I kid you not. They do exactly what they say on the tin and are supposed to relax you.
You lie down and stick what seems to be a big cigar in your ear and then you light the thing. Am I the only one who sees the danger of lying on a bed with a flame poking out your ear?
At least I know what your birthday present is, WLW.
Sam Got A Snorkel
I'd sooner have One True Voice play
"LIVE" IN MY LIVING ROOM!
NOEL'S HOUSE PARTY
Does anyone else miss this wonder of '90s TV? I do.
Oh, the joy on a Saturday night of watching the bearded imp running around with a moronic grin on his face bringing misery and mayhem to all and sundry. I loved it.
If anyone else loved this show, please write in telling me your favourite thing about the marvel that was "Bowel Edmonds".
Concrete Donkey
If I never saw him on telly again...
IT WOULD BE TOO SOON
PROBABILITY
For every 18 messages I send in, three get printed. So that means, if I send in six messages each week for three weeks, I should get printed three times.
So, if I were to send in 54 messages in one week, how many would be printed? Hmmmmm...
TheUnitedTruth
If you sent in 54 messages in one week,
I'D BE ROUND YOUR HOUSE WITH A BAT!
HOLIDAY ANYONE?
I thought you would all like to know my top three holiday destinations:
- Dubai
- Antigua
- Cyprus
If you're planning trips to these magical lands, I can provide you with top tips on culinary cuisine and beach attire.
No, don't thank me.
The Brigadier
And we thought he was a barmy old fool
WHO'D NEVER BEEN OUT OF CLEETHORPES
