The Mega-Zine Museum
December 24, 2002
IWASTHEMUSICMAN So is Christmas lunch for all the 'Ziners at 'Zine Towers then? I hope you've got a dishwasher or you're going to be busy on Boxing Day! Be here for midday, and bring crackers.
GNUFFO1 Why can't Angst on p186 be updated daily? I mean, I don't have problems, I just like reading about them. Honestly. OK, I believe you.
JEZZA Hello all! I thought I'd send another letter... is that OK with you? No? Oh well. Of course it is, matey.
ANOTHER ODD EXPERIENCE
When I was making a confectionary purchase in the corner shop, I noticed It's A Sin by the Pet Shop Boys was on the radio.
Now, that may not seem odd at first, but I noticed a nun in the queue at the checkout.
I know for a fact that it was a sign from God.
Rock'n'Roll is evil! Avril must repent!
The Geek Who Shall Inherit the Earth
Avril must repent anyway —
NUN OR NO NUN
OUTRAGE!
Darkness looming
Demons zooming
Down upon my fated head
I sit glooming
Plotting doomings
My enemies will soon be...
OK, so whoever took my cookies, expect my wrath.
Ammopogo
Your cookies have been half-inched?
NO PUNISHMENT HARSH ENOUGH
I'M DEPRESSED
It seems like no-one can be bothered speaking to me, I still don't have a girlfriend and I happen to be all out of Jaffa Cakes. On top of all this, my sister insists on playing Blazin' Squad at full volume.
So, WLW, will you marry me? Go on, you know you wanna. You might not be Avril Lavigne but you have your own unique charm.
And there must be worse things in the world, surely? Actually, don't answer that.
Samurai Hedgehog
Might not be Avril Lavigne? The cheek!
GET SOME MISTLETOE AND WE'LL TALK
TOP 5 GREAT THINGS
- Haribo, obviously.
- Hairdryers. Think of all the bad hair days they prevent!
- Middlesbrough Football Club. Need I give an explanation?
- Chewing gum. We'd all have bad breath if it weren't for this baby.
- Fit lads! Especially Calum Tevendale, you know who you are!
Sorry you aren't in there WLW, but you're in the Top 100, between sleeping and toilet roll.
Haribo Girli
Oh nice, between sleeping and loo roll?
MAKES ME FEEL REAL SPECIAL
A WEEK ATTEMPT 2 B PUBLISHED
At the moment it is 9:39pm and I'm lying in bed with a blocked nose trying to think of something witty to say.
WLW, in a last ditch attempt to get published, let me tell you that this message took me 25 minutes to write on my mobile!
MY EYES, MY EYES!
Bad Monkey No Banana
In that case, how could I refuse?
THE STUFF LEGENDS ARE MADE OF
THE BEHAVIOUR OF... #1 — Sellotape
You can never find the end of the roll.
You pick at it until it tears down the middle and hours are spent trying to rectify the situation.
Can't find any scissors, you use your teeth, but it will unavoidably end up being ingested.
It sticks to your fingers, your hair and itself but never to the intended target and you lose bits of it on your person.
Scary stuff.
Genius at Work
I hate the stuff. And clingfilm —
MANY UNHAPPY HOURS OF MISERY THERE
ALL THE VERY BEST
FOR CHRISTMAS
AND 2003...
HAVE FUN!
From all of us here
AT WLW TOWERS
