The Mega-Zine Museum
December 27, 2002
THE "TRANCHINATOR" WLW, do you think I would be able to get my work experience at WLW Towers? Er... not after Comedy Kevin and the lighter incident.
FREAKYHUNNY WLW, how d'ya think you'd taste with croutons? A little bitter — that's my general mood today.
THE UNITED TRUTH ...and that is why Elmer the elephant has penguin servants and monkeys in the attic who wear top hats. Oh THAT'S why — I just assumed he was bonkers.
FRENCH DICTIONARIES
At the top of the page you have words that are the first and last on that page. The best collection of these:
Sniff Socket
Suspect Swimmer
Kangaroo Kilt
NHS Nonsense
Railway Rat
Aren't French lessons fun?
Gnuffo1
I'm having all sorts of nightmares
ABOUT KANGAROOS IN KILTS NOW
TOP 5 THINGS THAT LEICESTER HAS GIVEN THE WORLD
- Extreme Ironing
- The Attenborough brothers
- Gary Lineker
- The National Space Centre
- Er... me?
Soap Sud
You must be so proud...
NO, REALLY
HELLOOOOOOO
Perhaps I should introduce myself to you lovely folk.
- I am an obsessive fanatic of Rocky Horror
- I am insane, and I have a certificate to prove it
- I am a member of my local pedantic club.
I think that's enough — I'd like to remain that little bit mysterious.
Frank N Furter's Bride
If you ask me, you're a little
OVER-QUALIFIED TO BE ON HERE
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
Please don't print my letter, I beg you in the name all that is good.
Please don't bake me a pie either. Or draw me one. Or do my course work.
The Diplomat
Pie's in the oven, course work done —
DOH!
IMPORTANT NOTICE
After the dismal performance by Arsenal playing my team, Man United, at the good old Theatre of Dreams, and also my happiness at getting a picture printed on my first letter, I have decided that I am no longer true to my name.
Gone is Disgruntled Tomato. I shall henceforth be known as...
The Tangoed Tomato
Of course, had I known
YOU WERE A MAN URE FAN...
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
My sister just came in from reading B*ckch*t to tell me that, and I quote, "Someone called WLW from London wrote into B*ckch*t about their cat, Mavis. Isn't that from your stupid Mega-zine thingy?"
Her exact words. Stupid, indeed.
Oh yeah, WLW. Was it you or just someone making fun? "My cat Mavis is sick and I'm really scared, whinge whinge whinge..." Intriguing, eh?
Blonde Butterfly
Do you REALLY need to ask?
JUST A SAD SORRY PRANKSTER
EXTREME APPLE
After the Extreme Ironing programme, now is a good time to inform the world of this great game.
Place an apple inside a bag, and kick it around for a while to soften it up. Then, when the bag has split and the apple is sufficiently soft, enforce "The Final Kick" upon it, spreading the appley goodness everywhere.
Great fun for all.
He Who Be Infallible
Except the person unfortunate enough
TO GET IN THE WAY!
