Mega-Zine Museum: Letters

December 10, 2002

EVIL TONGS GTi Why do you never get a second chance to make a first impression? Life sucks, doesn't it?

MAGICAL ME When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?" You can? You can!

THE GEEK WHO SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH I think I had something good to say but then, like happiness and good fortune, it vanished. Not a problem round here.

NOBODY LOVES ME

I'm ill, have lost my voice and nobody loves me. I never feature in any lists on 'Zine, I never win any 'Ziner awards and no-one mentions me.

A picture to cheer me up please.

TheUnitedTruth

Here love, a nice cuppa —

GRANNY WLW SWEARS BY IT

CONVENTIONAL THINGS I LIKE

Orlando Bloom
Playstation
3 Blink 182
McDonalds
Graham Norton

I can feel my individuality slipping away.

Pink Punk Princess

When Davina McCall and Man United are

ON YER LIST — THEN YOU GOTTA WORRY

UMMMMMM...

Does anyone ever wonder about the 'Ziners who get printed once and then are never seen again?

Do they send in one letter and then, when it's not printed a week later, give up and never look at 'Zine again? Or are the rest of their letters pants? Like this one.

Sam Got A Snorkel

I have a whole inbox full of pants —

SO TO SPEAK...

ESSENTIAL ADVICE FOR ALL

If at first you don't succeed, hit it with a hammer. Or a Jaffa Cake. Or just eat the Jaffa Cake because, let's face it, who needs to succeed when Jaffa Cakes are around in all their orangey goodness?

Sound advice? I thought you'd agree, WLW.

The One And Only Woolcat

There ain't not a problem too big that

A JAFFA CAKE CAN'T SOLVE IT

HELLO,

How are you, WLW? Are you feeling OK?

Moving pages sure must take it out of an editor, right? Not that I'd know, I'm not an editor. My life is not at all interesting, otherwise why would I be writing to you?

Since I have never been printed, I figured that I should sign off this e-mail with a witty name as my e-mail address is not so good. Thank you.

Citizen Twiggy

Moving was very stressful, and my paper

IS STILL BEING DELIVERED TO 142

ALGEBRA

Quick WLW, I'm in the middle of a maths exam and using my mobile to send this e-mail:

If z=f(x) which = Z=x(squared), what does Z=f(x+2) equal and what does the graph of it look like?

Quick, I think there's someone coming...

<>Deshman<>

Tirana! Oh no, wait,

THAT'S THE CAPITAL OF ALBANIA

ANNOYED AGAIN... BUT NOW WITH REASON

Someone just told me I don't have enough "passion" to be in their little gang. What is that about? I have passion, I have oodles of the stuff.

OK, so maybe I have more apathy than passion, but it's the principle. Or is it?

Ah, who cares. I don't want to be in it anyway.

moosesNOTmeese

Gangs are for sheep —

Y'KNOW, BLAZIN' SQUAD STYLEE

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