The Mega-Zine Museum
December 5, 2002
DARK SPIDER Hey, WLW, I am trying to steal your car but I have to ask... can I have the keys? Sure, they're in my wallet. Here you... hey, wait a minute!
FARMER JACK When all is said and done, it's my farm and if I want elephants on it, I shall have elephants on it. Yeah but, y'know, they're gonna ruin your crops and leave big piles of... stuff.
EMMA-THE-LIL'-ANGEL WLW — whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it, I just want you back for good. Sorted.
WLW
If the new e-mail address is now being used (mega-zine@teletext.co.uk)... what happens to our friendly little rejected one?
I'll never forget you... club140@teletext.co.uk
Schizonumber3
It has gone to that great
WASTE BASKET IN THE SKY
THE MACHINE
Have any fellow 'Ziners watched this excellent example of late night TV? For those who haven't, I'd advise you to as it is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
It's a game show hosted by the Machine, a computer from outer space (I think). The things that it (although it has a female persona, it is still a machine, right?) says are even more witty than Anne Robinson.
Hurrah for the Machine!
The Geek Who Shall Inherit The Earth
I, for one, have let this little gem
PASS ME BY SO... ANYONE ELSE?
WLW
A list of why the Cheeky Girls are great:
- They have such fantastic voices
- The dance moves are fantastic
- They (almost) write their own songs
- The name is fantastic
- The song is fantastic
Altogether now, "ooh boy, cheeky girl, ooh girl, cheeky boy..."
Cheeky Girl Wannabe
When I saw the vid, I longed for the
RETURN OF THE GENIUS THAT WAS LOLLY
'ZINERS
Following on from the list of things to talk about on 'Zine, I thought I'd suggest some new things too:
- Practical jokes you play on your goldfish.
- The most purple thing you ever ate.
- Who should take over the world (other than yourself).
- Cheese... why it's good at cutting hair. I'm not sure of this one, so any help here would be appreciated.
The DimGirl (from the molehole)
I tried the cheese thing, very messy —
NOW ASPARAGUS... THAT CUTS HAIR!
THE LIST
Genius At Work was concerned about their position in the alphabetical list of 'Ziners... look at me! I lie between Infinite Spark and Insanity Smurf!
And, if WLW were to be considered a 'Ziner, he/she would be nestled between Wise Fruitcake and Wod the Watter.
Did you know that, since August 2001, 14 'Ziners have had "fish" in their name? Bizarre.
Insane Jam Sow
You kept count? Here's a 'Ziner in need
OF A GIRLFRIEND (BOYFRIEND?)
OOOOOH... DAAAAAARKNESS
The five-year eco-friendly lightbulb in here has died after six months. It's all dark and smoky. The only light emanates from the screen before me.
Things go bump, chains rattle, screams echo, eerie chords crash... right, I'll turn my Walkman off then, shall I?
Goth metal... blimey.
Ammopogo
I wouldn't advise anything by
LEONARD COHEN OR RADIOHEAD EITHER
POETRY CORNER
My first masterpiece for Poetry Corner:
Oh Greenday dude,
oh Greenday dude,
I love you more than I love food.
I love you every night and day,
And big fierce dragons I would slay,
To let you know just how I feel,
And make my love forever real.
As in my heart is only you,
And how I hate So Solid Crew.
Is it worthy of gracing your holy pages, WLW?
A Lovesick Greenie Trout
More than worthy. Anything dissing
SO SOLID IS ALRIGHTY BY MOI
