The Mega-Zine Museum
November 28, 2002
SAM GOT A SNORKEL If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. Now you tell me. Wanna sign my cast?
CHUCK MUFFIN WLW, does it hurt to be so witty? Well, only when I'm just soooo funny that I fall off my chair from laughing and bang my head. That hurts.
SATAN'S RUBBER DUCK Speaking of Dandelion and Burdock, my mum has a can of it in the fridge which is past its sell by date... by TEN YEARS! Some people just can't let go, can they?
A FEW NOTES
Firstly, congratulations if you're reading this because it means the new e-mail address worked.
Secondly, what is it with the new colours? They are evil, I tell you. Go back to red, purple, green etc, none of this fancy blue and white nonsense.
And how am I supposed to remember p182? Or whatver it is now...
The 12th Lemon
Red and green must never be seen...
BLUE AND WHITE, LOOKS ALL RIGHT
BEST WLW ANAGRAMS:
LWW
WLW
The second one may look the same as the original WLW, but I swapped the W's around... can you see?
All in all, a good list.
The DimGirl (from the molehole)
You've done very well with,
LET'S FACE IT, LIMITED RESOURCES
'ZINERS
Are you old and retired? Find it hard to do the things you used to? Then why not try one of these fabulous Relax and Recline chairs. Go on, WLW, I've got loads to flog.
I'll put you and granny WLW down for 6. Cheers mate.
The Monk's First Born
Is there a lorry somewhere that's
SUDDENLY A LOT LIGHTER, YOUNG MAN?
YOU'RE NOT CRAZY
This is to the 'Ziner who told Megazine that he/she arranges their CDs in alphabetical order... YOU'RE NOT ALONE! I arrange my CDs in alphabetical order, I also arrange my videos and DVDs in the same way.
One last thing — does anybody else stock rotate their dairy products so that the thing that goes out of date first is at the front of the fridge?
No? Just me then.
Gremo
There's never anything in the
TOWERS' FRIDGE TO TRY THAT OUT
COUNTDOWN
While I was watching this pointless show in which letters and numbers are randomly picked and thrown together (a bit like Blind Date really except for the letters and numbers), I asked myself several questions:
- Does the famous clock go all the way round?
- Does Richard Whiteley know how to walk?
- Where do I get an application form?
Jan of the Pink Gravy
You don't wanna go on Countdown —
NOW CATCHPHRASE, THAT'S A SHOW
SIXTH FORM
I'm having the time of my life. I mean, who wouldn't appreciate the joys of wearing a suit two sizes too big that makes you look slightly ridiculous?
Then there's the opportunity to socialise with girls who clearly detest the sight of you. Not forgetting the triple French periods, fun all the way there. And the drinks that leave a plastic aftertaste in your mouth.
Come to think of it, maybe I'm not enjoying it quite as much as I thought.
Samurai Hedgehog
But it beats working though, eh?
THAT HAS TO BE A DEFINITE PLUS
THE ULTIMATE DAYTIME SHOW
Four teams are asked to produce a painting and cook a meal. The two teams with the best meals progress to auction, where they sell their paintings.
Profit is spent on improving the other team's home and the team that increases the property's value the most wins the house. I think it'll be called 'Carol Vorderman's Ready Steady Watercolour Bargain Room-Changing Challenge'.
Insane Jam Sow
I think it's a winner — innovative,
CATCHY, PUNCHY, YOU'RE A GENIUS
