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September 18, 2002

THE WAY AND THE LIGHT So, then, Tony Blackburn's the "King of the Jungle", is he? I wonder what the lions have to say about that! Eat him, hopefully.

HAPPY LITTLE ELF Can a one-line message get printed on a page other than page one? That would be no.

DEMENTED WHEELIE BIN FROM HELL Seriously, this is the last time I spend half an hour reorganising Barbie's shoe collection. Get help! Alternatively, stop buying her shoes.

 

WORMS

No, I'm not talking about those wriggly things in my back garden. I'm talking about the computer game.

In it, you're allowed to make your own team. So I've made Mega-Zine into an army!

The Brigadier, in particular, seems to survive a lot of these battles, which is oddly disturbing. Oh, and you, WLW, are the most valiant warrior on the team!

So... where did you learn all this military stuff?

A Leprechaun Called Steve

I could tell you,

BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU

 

WLW,

I've got a list of six great things about Ilford, hope you like it:

  1. The big clock on the high road
  2. Gants Hill tube station
  3. The Weetabix advert was filmed here with the woman in the car
  4. Sean Maguire is from here
  5. Tamzin Outhwaite
  6. Jo from S Club used to work at Wild Jack Henry's!

Thank you very much.

The Wonky Gnome

That you can find 6 "great" things is

TESTAMENT TO YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR

 

ONLINE BOGGLE

This must be the phenomenon of the year. My summer certainly wouldn't have been complete without it.

There's nothing quite like beating know-it-all Americans with ridiculous aliases at word games — especially when it's because you score points by knowing the British spellings that they don't!

I can't be the only one to have become addicted to this, can I? Can I?

Oh...

Insane Jam Sow

Y'hear that deafening silence?

THAT'S PEOPLE SHAKING THEIR HEADS

 

TOP 10 PEOPLE WLW IS NOT:

  1. Brian Conley
  2. The Pope
  3. Joe Pasquale
  4. Liam Gallagher
  5. Gareth Gates
  6. Christine Hamilton
  7. H from Steps
  8. George W Bush
  9. The blond guy from Scooter
  10. Me

Samurai Hedgehog

Safe to assume, from that list,

THAT I'M NOT A COMEDIAN, THEN

 

DEAR WLW

We now have, unfortunately, pint-sized pop stars who can't sing, just like the older pop stars, coincidentally.

From S Club we get S Club Juniors, from So Solid Crew we get Blazin' Squad. So, aren't you glad that Steps no longer exist?

Your gratitude for that is greatly appreciated.

The Elusive Illusionist

I bless the day — I really do.

LET'S HOPE HEAR'SAY SPLIT SOON, TOO!

 

WE HAVE A NEW TEACHER

She's really butch. She gels her hair back really tightly and she has tons of earrings going all the way up her ears. She wears tracksuits every day and... she teaches PE.

Speaks volumes in my book.

On the other hand, we get free chocolate in graphics!

Cow In The Shed

So, basically, she's fit and trendy —

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY?

 

WHAT IS MAC?

I've just got back from Malta and, while I was there, I went into a McDonald's. On the menu they had a new Big Big Mac "with 40% more Mac".

But what exactly is Mac? Is it the gherkins that no one eats? Or the pure fatty goodness that bumps it up to 140%?

I didn't dare find out, I had chicken nuggets instead.

What do you think, WLW?

The Animal Of Farthing Wood

I think you did the right thing

CHOOSING THOSE NUGGETS!