The Mega-Zine Museum
September 12, 2002
SIR WHENCE PITCHFORK It's OK. Or is it? Is it 'OK' or 'Okay'? As in the spelling, not the situation... this could drive you mad! It's OK. Or is it?
SATAN'S RUBBER DUCK WLW, the other day you said that Death is not known for his sense of humour. You're wrong. My owner, Satan, is a good mate of his and they have many a jovial time together. I stand corrected.
MANICS DEPRESSIVE Still manic, still depressed. Some things never change.
FROM HELL
More suggestions for ITV1's entertainment show:
- Adverts from hell
- Child rappers from hell
- Halifax employees from hell
- Talking dolls from hell
- Toddlers from hell
- Toddlers parents from hell
- From hell programmes from hell
Bob, Your Uncle
How about S Club Juniors from hell?
A WHOLE SERIES THERE, SURELY
HONEY, I'M HOME!
Many of you have been wondering where I have been. Well, I haven't been writing to B*ckch*t or had a sex change. I'm still male.
I've just been getting over a broken heart and now I'm nearly there.
All that's left to say is "Damn, it feels good to be back!"
Fluffy The Evil One
Whaaaaat? You and Broccoli? No more?
SURELY IT CAN BE SALVAGED?
JUST WONDERING...
who the youngest and oldest (participating) 'Ziners are.
I think the youngest will be about 12 and the oldest about 27, but there are probably others outside these ages who like to read it but have better things to do than write in.
Does anyone here think they are younger than 12 or older than 27?
Combustible Spoon
'Zine is ageless though, isn't it?
LIKE SIR CLIFF... OR DAD'S ARMY
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...
Does anyone remember the days of Kelloggs Banana Bubbles? How I long for a bowl of them now.
In this world of 'crunchier' Coco Pops and high-fibre all bran... Banana Bubbles had it all.
They looked like large, yellow, rice crispies and they turned the milk banana milkshake flavour after a few minutes.
Also, if you left them in a bowl with milk for about an hour, they created this chemical bond to the bowl that took ages to scrape off!
Voodoo Child
Blimey — you wonder what it did
TO YER INSIDES THEN
SCARIEST PRESENT EVER
I've been given the scariest present ever.
Two of my friends decided to give me a Myleene from Hear'Say doll. It comes with free stick-on tattoo, glowing necklace and doll-sized pager, microphone and (shudder) mobile phone.
And the worst thing — IT 'SINGS'!
So do I microwave it, break it into pieces or hang it over my door to ward off evil spirits?
The One With The Mighty Antlers
It sings?
MORE THAN THE REAL ONE DOES
DEAR WLW
It has come to my attention that, y'know, I've been here for a while now. Exactly how long, it's hard to say... and yet I realised that I've not once requested a picture from you, WLW.
So, this is me requesting a picture of a... a... surprise me!
Picturesque Snaz
Your wish is my command —
FANCY A GAME OF PING PONG?
ADVERTS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO PUT MY DOC MARTENS THROUGH THE SCREEN:
- Clean and Clear wipes — "Did you see my rebound?" No, I was distracted by bad dubbing and painful acting.
- Haribo — forget the sweets, 'Billy' should step on the little parasite from the packet.
- MAOAM — the word is an acronym for an evil subliminal messaging corporation, with a side-line in mind-controlling additives.
Seren Arian
Along with ads for Bounty, Iceland,
DIAMOND CAR INSURANCE AND SOFAS
