The Mega-Zine Museum
August 30—31, 2002
IWASTHEMUSICMAN I dont believe it. I, too, come from the great city of Coventry. Well, maybe not great but, hey! The city famous for a naked woman on a horse! Let's not go there.
INFERNAL FELINE WLW, do you ever stop to think... and then forget to start again? If I had a pound for every time!
SPANDEX BADGER Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that. You don't wanna make him cross — he's not known for his sense of humour.
LOST AND FOUND
Lost: One 'Ziner by the name of Egg-Shaped Ian. This highly amusing character was one of the reasons I started writing in to begin with, and now he just ain't here no more.
Where did this jovial boy go? Come back, Ian, I miss your eggy wit.
WLW, can I have a picture of an egg? Or an Ian? Just to cheer me up until he reappears.
Thank you ever so much.
Girl On The Oatmeal Box
No room for a pic! And you're right —
HE WAS A WITTY LITTLE TINKER
YOUR CHOICE, THE CHOICE OF YOU
I've been wondering something, WLW. How do you decide which messages to post?
Is it purely on content, humour and originality? Or do you look at all the prospective letters and try to create a balance, choosing complimentary and varied styles?
Or do you decide based on which you can think of the wittiest replies to? Or can you think of incredibly funny replies to all of them?
moosesNOTmeese
You seem to be under the impression
SOME THOUGHT GOES INTO THESE PAGES!
5 STRANGE FACTS ABOUT ME
- I support Spurs
- I like townies
- I collect geese
- I am Queen of the World
- I have a tendency to lie
Pink Punk Princess
I sincerely hope that ALL of the above
ARE GREAT BIG PORKY PIES
WLW
I was thinking the other day how annoying it is when I read 'Zine and the pages change too quickly.
I mean, It's OK for you because none of us know what you are and you might be able to read fast, but some of us can't!
What I'm trying to say is that you're just getting to the punchline at the end of the letter when the page changes and you're still fuming that you missed the last one, so you miss half of the next one!
The Wee Haggis Lassie
See that little button on your remote
THAT SAYS 'HOLD'???
HEY HO!
I am an exciting 'Ziner's alter-ego... I am trying to think of something funny to say, but I have to go and feed my octopus and then I'm washing my hair.
OK, that's just an excuse. I wanna stay anonymous just for the sake of it.
Pointless waste of space? I THINK SO!
Crusty Gherkin
Pointless indeed — pop on back when
YOU HAVE, LIKE, SOMETHING TO SAY
SELAMAT PETANG, WLW!
Well, I've made it back alive — here are a few pictures from my travels.
On the team photo, I'm the one at the front and in the middle wearing the white top, though you can't make me out on the photo descending Mt Kinabalu, where we watched the sun rise.
I hope Fulham wasn't too cloudy.
Anyway, I'm back now, and with a set of GCSEs to my name. All the good they'll do me.
Sir Whence Pitchfork
Pics were great, though not exactly
'ZINE-FRIENDLY, ONLY I CAN SEE 'EM!
'ZINE
How come that when I wake up, I feel more tired than I did when I went to sleep?
But then again, I suppose it would help if I stopped falling asleep on the treadmill.
She Who Lost The Plot
Yes — particularly when
IT'S STILL MOVING
