The Mega-Zine Museum
August 18, 2002
MR ROBOFISH Val Doonican indeed. Roger Whittaker was always better. I seem to remember he had a disturbing collection of nasty knitwear.
QUOTEUNQUOTE Do you take sugar, WLW? Nah, sweet enough, thanks.
SHE WHO LOST THE PLOT Why am I getting sent pictures of Howard from the Halifax adverts through the post? I dunno but you must have upset somebody big time to keep getting pics of that irritant.
ADDICTED TO JAM
Donuts, donuts, donuts
Send me into fits
Donuts, donuts, donuts
Are why my jeans won't fit.
WLW, any advice? It's my favourite pair and exercise is soooo BORING!
Ammopogo
Elasticated waist —
THAT'S THE WAY FORWARD
A WORK OF GENIUS FOR YOU
There was an old fella from Slough
Who wanted to dress like a cow
He asked his friend Pat
Who said: "Don't do that"
And replied: "I've already done it now"
OK, so it's not quite a work of genius, but hey — I have a headache. Obviously.
Samurai Hedgehog
Oh, obviously! I fail to see any other
VALID REASON FOR THIS
MY CLAIM TO FAME
Five years ago, when I was 11, I went on a caravan holiday in Wales with my dad, brother, my dad's girlfriend and her two demon daughters.
It was sooooo embarrassing — we had to truck around Wales in this caravan pulled by a horse, followed by weirdo cameramen.
All this for a two-minute slot on Gaby Roslin's Real Holiday programme. Im scarred for life.
Anxious Aardvark
Meeting Gaby Roslin would be enough
TO SCAR ME FOR LIFE
Q
Tuning into QTV this week, I have seen all of the following:
Eminem v Britney
Shakira v Bee Gees
Eminem v The Streets
Q-Tip v Michael Jackson
Destiny's Child v Nirvana
Christina Aguilera v The Strokes
I have just one question... WHY?
A Leprechaun Called Steve
H and Claire v S Club Juniors —
THAT'S WHEN YOU WANNA WORRY
DO I GET A REFUND?
Today I missed a whole day of my summer holidays because I was ill! I ask you, is that fair? Is it right? Will I get a refund of my day at Christmas?
I was forced to spend the whole day at home watching TV... oh wait, I would have done that anyway!
Daisy the Tartan Goat
I think God's refund policy for sickies
LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED
QUINCY OR SLOANE?
As I was reading 'Zine on Monday, I was amazed to see that there is someone else out there who watches Quincy and Diagnosis Murder, and who is plagued by the same dilemma I have — Quincy or Dr Mark Sloane?
I've thought about it a lot, but I still cannot decide who is the best.
If anyone else can help in the battle of Quincy vs Sloane, then please do.
The Sheep In Polka Dot Socks
I think we decided already —
QUINCY KICKS BUTT
ANNOYING PEOPLE ON ADVERTS
(in no particular order)
- The Burger King Man
- Howard from the Halifax
- The woman in the shower using Herbal Essences
- The man using Flash All Purpose Liquid
- The person who talks all the way through the Iceland advert
The Chicken Who Crossed The Road
Who can put a list like this together
WITHOUT THAT DREADFUL CONNIE WOMAN?
