The Mega-Zine Museum
July 7, 2002
A LEPRECHAUN CALLED STEVE Does anyone have any info on... oops, wrong page. Definitely the wrong page.
LOOPY LIL Revenge is a dish best served cold... just like rice pudding then. And Chinese food — can't beat cold Chinese food the morning after.
CHOCORAISIN If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why bother to practice? Hmmmm? Well, because you... if you don't practice you... perfection is... oh, I don't know. Whatever.
HELLO
To introduce myself, here's a haiku... I hope it is anyhow:
Please print me on 'Zine
I want for you to print me
Please please please print me
There you go.
The Foo Monkey
S'not a haiku — it's a grovel...
DIFFERENT KIND OF POETRY ALTOGETHER
TOP TEN GREAT IDEAS FOR TOP TENS THAT ARE NEVER USED:
- Best kinds of sock
- Scariest members of Steps
- Naffest haircuts
- Smelliest armpits
- Areas for Davord sightings
- Bicycle stunts
- 'Zine catchphrases
- Deodorants
- Deeley-boppers
- Novelty songs
Bob Snitchet
Homer Simpson socks, H, mullet,
DAVORD'S, SOUTHEND, ER...
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
Hi, WLW. I am an avid Spurs supporter and believe Arsenal to be the worst thing to grace the football stage since Ron Atkinson.
I also enjoy reading B*ckch*t every day and especially enjoy reading about which celebrities are fit and which celebrities random people I have never met, look like.
I also believe lemon Fanta is the worst thing since disposable bin liners.
Therefore, please do not print me.
Spike the Spikey Pineapple
Fair enough — if that's your attitude,
I'LL SIMPLY DELETE YOUR... DAMN!
MY CLAIM TO FAME!
I can tell you're all dying to find out so I won't keep you in suspense any longer. In primary school, I was taught RE by none other than the son of... wait for it... Bob Monkhouse!
I think that's why I can't stand the man! Children are so impressionable.
Polly's Cracker
Were his classes well-attended? Was it
A FULL HOUSE? HA HA HA... OK, SORRY
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
WLW, I went to the recent big outdoor gig by the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Dublin which was brilliant although, without warning, singer Anthony Kiedis whipped off his top and with 20,000 girls screaming at the same time, my ears have been ringing ever since!
I'd say if I got up and tried something like that, they would've been screaming for the exits, looking for a refund!
Subatomic Genius
Don't be hard on yourself — try it,
YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED... OR NOT
