The Mega-Zine Museum
May 2, 2002
JEZZA Dude, where's my car? No, seriously dude, where is it? Level 3, space A4. Yours is the pink Fiesta?
NEO THE NOONOO FISH WLW, why do we start stop watches? Does it mean we stop start watches? It's just too confusing. Try not to think about it.
KELLOGULATION Say what you will about McDonalds' employees, but one thing's for sure — French fries are one of the best snacks around. And the McFlurry was just pure genius.
VELVET TROUSERS
Jeffery Pig and me, on the way to Bury from college, saw her!
This women in purple trainers, white socks and velvet trousers which were too small, topped off with a hoodie.
Oh, how we laughed!
SchizoNumber3
Listen, my mum can wear
WHAT SHE LIKES, BUSTER!
VAPOUR TRAILS
Vapour trails
Oh vapour trails
Like worms of the sky
With white water tails
To ride among you
Would be swell
Though I'd be too scared
In case I fell
The Suited Stranger
This is really good —
YOU THINK I SHOULD START A BOOK?
DEAR WLW
I feel I need to put pen to paper concerning the recent bullying of The Man With The Golden Bun.
Ladies, if you saw the man in person, I assure you this would not be the case.
WLW, perhaps you would care to draw him something pretty. I'm sure he's earned it.
*27 Blue Peanuts*
Certainly — I hope he enjoys this
PRETTY... ER... GOAT
WLW
A while ago there was a lad on here wanting a 'Zine girlfriend. I can't remember his name but he said he had black spiky hair with red bits and wore baggy and tight jeans.
Anyway, he sounded really lovely, so I'm asking him if he's still looking!
You're my only hope, WLW. The only one who can replace Cilla is you, my friend.
The Skater Fairy
So, what's yer name
AND WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
WLW
'Zine appears to be a members only club, matey. I mention this because, every day you appear to have the same rogues gallery on board.
I can only think that this occurs because they have compromising pictures of you in a pink tutu with a goat and a Terry's chocolate orange.
Princess Psycho
It was an orange tutu with Terry Wogan
— GET IT RIGHT!
BETTER THAN SLICED BREAD
- Paul Marazzi (a1)
- McChicken sandwiches
- Orlando Bloom
- Large fries
- Kelly Jones
- Large Coke
- Nicolas Cage
- Creme Egg McFlurry
- Simon Webbe (Blue)
- Chelsea FC
Mad Momma
Blimey — it's all food and men
WITH YOU, ISN'T IT?
YOU CAN'T GET THE STAFF
That Antipodean beauty, Holly Valance, secured a position of employment as my maid for three weeks last year.
I think she became somewhat nonplussed at my constantly charming manner in offering her tipples of sherry first thing in the morning and my desire for her to accompany me on haggis shoots.
But she has succumbed to the devilry of popular music. Tish, tish. Tidying my billiard hall was surely far better.
The Brigadier
I agree — it would have been better
FOR ALL OF US... BELIEVE ME!
