The Mega-Zine Museum
March 15—16, 2002
FAT SLOPER ACTION What is art? How can we define it? Is it a result of man's endeavour to work, create, produce and imagine? Or something man does when he's bored? I reckon bored.
BOB FLAPPER I wanna be printed on the first page. Can I WLW? Please? Your wish is my... etc... etc.
CONFUSED SMEEP WLW, I like the songs Addicted To Bass and Get The Party Started! Is this normal or should I take some medication? No, not normal!
'ZINE AWARDS
| Best 'Ziner: | The Snorkmistress |
| Best Name: | Lonely Pine in the Forest of Misery |
| Biggest Joker: | Parsley Possum |
| Biggest Local Lad: | Fluffy The Evil One |
| Most Printed: | Fluffy The Evil One |
| Most Talked About: | The Brigadier |
| Most Patriotic: | The Brigadier |
| Scariest: | Dim Girl from the Molehole |
Yours,
King of the Telegraph Poles
Is it awards season again already?
COMES ROUND FAST, DUNNIT?
WLW,
Thank you, WLW. Thank you for sticking up for my team Blackburn Rovers, holders of the Worthington Cup and potential Uefa Cup winners.
I think it may have had something to do with us stuffing dirty diving Spurs in the final, but who cares!
Fluffy The Evil One
I think it may well have done!
GOOD OLD ROVERS
I AGREE
Hi everyone. I'm Mr Agreeing and I agree with everyone's beliefs.
Goths are sad, goths are great.
Football is boring, football is excellent.
Will was better, Gareth was better.
Incubus suck, Incubus rule.
MSP are rubbish.
Pessimistic Peanut
S Club 7 are awful, S Club 7 are...
NO WAIT, THEY ARE AWFUL
EXCUSE ME!
Why haven't I been on any "missing Ziners" lists? I haven't had anything printed since at least September!
So, to catch up: happy Halloween, happy Fireworks Night, happy Hannukah (we did Judaism in RS), happy Christmas, happy New Year, happy Pancake Day, happy Valentine's Day, happy Chinese New Year and happy St David's Day.
Happy now?
The 12th Lemon
So, where have you been then?
NOT BACKCHATTING I HOPE!
DEAR WLW,
As cool a name as Plus Support is when any band are trying to name themselves, the argument that every poster in the world would have your name on it works both ways.
What if your fans were incredibly stupid and started going to every gig with Plus Support?
The difference between the Plus Support that play with Slipknot and the Plus Support that play with S Club 7 could blow someone's fragile mind, then where would you be?
Ariadne
If you're at either gig at all,
YOUR MIND HAS BLOWN ALREADY
RICHARD AND JUDY
Sadly, I love that pair of patronising presenters. They have characteristics that distinguish them from any other chatshow presenting couple.
It's brilliant that Richard doesn't seem comfortable unless he's moving his limbs, and Judy tilts her head to the side like she's being poked by an invisible cocker spaniel with a novelty toothbrush.
1929
Do you think he irons his hair?
I'M SURE HE IRONS HIS HAIR
IMPRESSIONS
If you thought my Miss Titley impression was good, wait until you hear the rest of my collection!
I also do Beavis and Butthead and Flower from Bambi.
Can you do a picture of one of my impressions? I still haven't had one!
Milton and Me with the Golden Bun
I hear your impression of Sooty
IS SECOND TO NONE!
