The Mega-Zine Museum
February 20, 2002
MS JANE LANE WLW, if you had to choose between a Wispa, Toblerone and a packet of Minstrels, which would it be? I have to choose? Choose? CHOOSE?
JEFFERY PIG If the person who thought up Laughing Cow cheese had been angry at the time, they might've called it Talking Bull! Speaking of which...
HOLY GOAT Hey 'Ziners — just wanted to say I would like to hug every 'Ziner... even the Brigadier. Even him? You're new around here, aren't you?
WLW,
You have proved you are undoubtedly male! Only a man could be delusional enough to think that lime green looks good on ANYBODY!
Women all know that lime green is inherently evil! It's the law of nature — honestly.
I'm the Rainbow, I know these things!
Secluded Rainbow
I said that? What day was it? Friday?
HAD I BEEN AT THE CIDER?
BOB MARLEY
I have come to the conclusion that Bob Marley is brilliant. As I'm sure I mentioned on the Vegetable Revolution, I've recently been spending my days listening to beautiful tunes by Mr Marley and drinking coffee.
Seeing as I'm in such a good mood, can you draw me a Jamaican flag please, WLW? Pleeeeeeease?
1929
Er... no, but here's the Italian flag —
I BELIEVE HE DID A CONCERT THERE
TURKISH DELIGHT
Surely the most disgusting sweet ever invented? Even my cat won't eat them and he'll usually try anything.
The reason I'm complaining is because I'm always blessed with a box of Milk Tray for Christmas, and the Turkish Delights are always left at the bottom of the box.
Nobody in my family will touch them. What a waste of a chocolate coating.
Does anyone here like them?
Queenie Careena
Me — I like 'em! Send 'em to me!
ACTUALLY, PUT THAT BAG DOWN
ODE TO GARLIC
Here I sit in the moonlight
Abandoned by women and men
Muttering over and over
"I'll never eat garlic again"
And The Ass Saw The Angel
And red onion — that's just as bad
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW, BELIEVE ME
RE: MY IDEAL CHAP
Since making a list of qualities I look for in a guy, I have started going out with a lovely lad.
He is very tall, has spikey blond hair, wears lovely clothes (not dresses as I stated before, but still looks great).
He has a lovely body (not really skinny, but nice) and a lovely personality. He is great!
Everyone... I give you my permission to go "awwwww!"
The DimGirl (from the molehole)
Difficult to sound that sincere
WITH YER HEAD DOWN THE LOO
WLW,
What happened with the change of the pic in the top right hand corner of page four the other day? Hmmm?
I didn't think you had a reason. Just trying to catch us out or something, I assume.
Ah yes, I have a question for you, WLW. What did you study at GCSE, A-level and uni? Assuming you did all that or equivalent.
Frank The Potato
The pic was Slash! Guns N'Roses?
DID YOU READ THE PAGE? WHY DO I...
'ZINERS,
I'm tired of all these bands, like Oasis and U2, being put down as "the greatest". What about a rather young band who have already made some superb songs and are amazing live? I'm talking about Muse!
Plug In Baby is such a damn good song that I think it should be the 'Zine anthem, or at least on a 'Zine album!
Jezza (The Bassist)
Oh dear —
BACK IN 'ZINE ANTHEM COUNTRY
