The Mega-Zine Museum

February 19, 2002

DR ROBB PHD The Birmingham Meeting II is gaining pace! We now have 15-odd people coming to meet me and, I suppose, everyone else on March 16, 2002! 15-odd people? You said it!

KILTED ENGLISHMAN Milton and Me — I retract my statement saying you are like Trisha. In fact, you are more like Gloria Hunniford. I'll hold your coat.

ERMI THE PURPLE PENGUIN WLW, did you know that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain? Yeah. What of it?

POETRY CORNER

This is my 2nd addition to Poetry Corner:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've just bought a beautiful aubergine,
just for you!

Hmmm... methinks I need more practice!

Jezza (The Un-poetic One)

Oh yes,

METHINKS YOU DOES

DESPOTIC BANANA

No, no, no, Sir! As somewhat of an expert on cartoon socks, I can categorically state that not all cartoon socks feature Homer Simpson.

My own collection has such gems as Wallace and Gromit, Scooby Doo, South Park, Darth Maul and Garfield, among many others.

And WLW, where are those golf socks of which you speak?

The Gothic Womble

Hidden... well hidden. Never shall they

SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN

WLW

I've just been fired! The IRS have just discovered that Smallville doesn't exist and that I've been running The Daily Planet from my garden shed, inventing stories of saving the planet as a tax dodge.

I'm now completely up the creek, so to speak.

Can anyone give me a job? Burger restaurants... I have special powers.

Superman

Doesn't exist? What 'bout the TV prog?

BRING BACK MARY, MUNGO AND MIDGE

THE BRIGADIER

I know he's been getting waaay too much attention, but I'd like to let him know that, despite the stick he's getting, I don't have a problem. The facts being:

1. He's just a slightly loopy ex-RAF blokie, trying to find his way in this big, bad world.
2. He's not ashamed to admit to his alcoholism.
3. He has his own pool (I think).

Madame Flutterby

And a fine example of

CARE IN THE COMMUNITY GONE WRONG

HEY WLW

Long time, no talk! I'm thinking of having myself a bit of a comeback!

Anyway, could I please take this time to say "hi" to my good friend The Rachman, who doesn't believe I'm a minor Teletext celebrity. She's a bit confused about the whole 'Zine phenomenon — the only Teletext she normally reads is Bamboozle!

Please print this and help educate the less fortunate.

Secluded Rainbow

Only reads Bamboozle when there's

SOOOOOOO MUCH MORE TO TELETEXT?

HEY WLW

We know you're getting really good at the pics now, so I challenge you to show everyone what you think I look like!

Savage Cabbage

Go on, how close?

KINDA SMALL, CUTE, GNOME-LIKE? NO?

PUBLIC TRANSPORT

In the past few weeks, I have encountered some not-so-delightful members of society on trains and buses:

1. Kids who use their nose and/or ears as a snack dispenser.
2. Perverts.
3. Old people who describe their ailments in waaaay too much detail.
4. Peers who mock you and throw things.

Sweet Smell Of Psychosis

And saddos with mobiles who think yer

REALLY INTERESTED IN THEIR LIVES

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