The Mega-Zine Museum

February 5, 2002

JEFFERY PIG But how was I to know that just one kiss would turn my frog into a... cow? You're lucky — mine turned into Danny from Hear'Say.

JEZZA (THE HAIRY ONE) I am a judge of fine cheeses! What are your thoughts on the greatness that is cheese, WLW? Don't give an edam really. Edam! No?

MISS HYBRID FEARY BENNINGTON This week, I will be mostly calling Davord... DAVE! Ooooh, so not a good idea.

A PLEA TO 'ZINERS EVERYWHERE

I presume some of you heard the news that "Delia" has now became an official word. This was due to the fact so many people say it. It has become a nationally recognised term.

So, if we at 'Zine were to make up a word, and we got enough people to say it, it could become a part of the English language!

I was thinking of Splodgifirous — anyone anything better?

NinjaCow

Hmmmm... it's a bit... wordy —

HOW ABOUT SCUZZY?

WLW AND 'ZINERS

I don't know if any of you have been accustomed to safety scissors throughout your lives, but they are almost entirely useless.

I tried to cut a piece of paper with some and they failed, a hair and they failed, a telegraph pole — they failed.

OK, I didn't try the telegraph pole but my point is they don't cut anything and so defeat the object of being scissors. They come in nice colours though.

Frank The Potato

Exactly. What's the point of them?

I MEAN 'SAFETY' SCISSORS? WHY?

AN ODE TO WLW

WLW who runs the 'Zine,
puts up the letters,
every day at 3(ish).
You enlighten our day,
with comments (and pictures),
WLW — you make us happy.

Yes, another for Poetry Corner's rubbish bin there...

She Who Lost The Plot

Er... well... let's just say —

IT DID NEED A PICTURE, ENJOY!

HELLO 'ZINE!

I am Parsley Possum's "friend" as you may know, the one and only Mr Duck.

The truth is, Parsley keeps me locked in the basement, feeds me only on piccalilli and instant mash and forces me to watch repeats of the Waltons.

Luckily, he didn't tie the restraints tight enough this evening, so consider this my cry for help!

Mr Duck

Where are you? Any familiar sounds?

TRAIN NOISE? BON JOVI CDs?

WLW

Am I the first to say that I get frightened by your comments at the end of letters? They start off OK, but then go into capitals at the punchline so it looks as if you're shouting and laughing and... sorry, flashback to school playground there.

It's OK. Honest.

Schiatarella

Sorry — I don't mean to shout...

I SAID, I DON'T MEAN TO SHOUT!

ART

I've recently discovered this glorious thing called art. Apparently, it's all about self expression and such hootenanny.

But it comes in many forms such as paint, poetry, sculpture and... paint. There have been several phases of it as well, such as the "pop art period" and "impressionist period".

I think it should be taught as a subject in schools. Do you agree, young WLW?

1929

How to make things out of chocolate —

THAT'S THE KINDA SUBJECT WE WANT

IF 'ZINERS WERE:

Dad's Army characters...

Also, it may be a bit adventurous, but could you do a Dad's Army-themed pic?

Distorted Simian

A pleasure. Please accept this dalek

ON MANOEUVRES NEAR WARMINGTON-ON-SEA

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