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January 28, 2002

PERPLEXED CROW Who gets more Valentine cards... you, Mavis or Davord? Well, I never get any, Davord eats his as soon as they come through the letterbox, so I guess Mavis!

SUGARED VENOM Jim Davidson truly is the embodiment of all that is bad about everything. He should play for Spurs.

PINK MAFIA In our school, the air conditioning works perfectly... in the winter, but not in the summer. What are the odds? It's the same at WLW Towers.

 

10 ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT MILTON AND ME (MY SISTER)

  1. She always gets printed and I don't!
  2. She is my sister.
  3. She's 15.
  4. She goes to a private school.
  5. She can play guitar better than me.
  6. She can play the piano.
  7. She is ALWAYS on my computer!
  8. She has a fan club.
  9. She owns the two Idlewild albums I want!
  10. She just annoys me!

Jezza (The Hairy One)

But she's yer sister and you love her —

IRRITATIONS 'N' ALL

 

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A 'ZINER HOPEFUL:

  1. Get up... or don't
  2. Pray to WLW for 'Zine recognition
  3. Ablutions and eat... or don't
  4. Wait patiently for the new update
  5. Wait less and less patiently as the seconds tick by
  6. Read the new ramblings
  7. Weep at the inevitable and continue to weep, alarm parents and pets
  8. Pray before bed... just the usual... world peace, happiness, a place in WLW's heart.

The Grimbo-Monkey

You'll always have a place in my heart

...WHOEVER YOU ARE

 

A NEW IDEA!

Yes... Haiku Corner!

For all you illiterates out there, a Haiku is a type of poem that looks like this:

Physics
Must die
I hate it
So there

It's not very good, but...

The Chicken Who Crossed The Road

Short, sweet, to the point —

I THINK IT'S A WINNER

 

RAINBOWS

I can see a rainbow from my window! How cool is that?

It has 7 colours and I caught up with the dude who guards the pot of gold at the end. He says I can have the pot of gold if I can stop Westlife from ever singing again.

I'm gonna try, it's the neighbourly thing to do really, isn't it? I'm not gonna enjoy stopping them one little bit.

I'm doing it to help others... and for the pot of gold!

Black Widow

Your sacrifice to help others is

TO BE COMMENDED. THANK YOU.