The Mega-Zine Museum
January 4—5, 2002
LI'L RED'S BIGBADWOLF Happy New Year, WLW. May your future be full of... er... dime bars. And a Happy New Year to you, matey. And all of 'Zineland.
FRANK THE POTATO WLW, did you get my card? Is it true that you'll send one back? (Because that's what it said on The Vegetable Revolution). I did get it, thank you sooooo much. And whoever is posting on my behalf... stop it now!
PINK MAFIA I miss Steps already. Who do I laugh at now? Hear'Say are my choice.
THINGS TO DO IN MY TOWN:
- Go to cool concerts with great bands such as Blue Gandhi and Miss Black America.
- Go to the excellent goth shops.
- Laugh at the boarders in the dodgy skatepark.
- Write to 'Zine.
I guess Bury ain't such a bad place to live — at least it ain't Middlesbrough.
Pessimistic Peanut
And for that, you should be
ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!
ODE TO KELLOGULATION
Kellogulation, Kellogulation,
how I look upon thee with adulation.
Please meet me at the station,
and we can laugh at the nation.
Kellogulation, Kellogualtion,
I've run out of words that end in 'ation'.
Obsessive Monica, the Nonentity and Future Pope
Emancipation! Though I'm not sure how
YOU GET THAT INTO YER ICKLE POEM
WLW
I've noticed that you give certain "better known" 'Ziners nicknames ie: Pluggy, Fluffman, Wolfie etc. Upon recognising this, I request two things.
- Please don't give Kellogulation a nickname like Kelly or Loggy.
- Please give me a nickname and I might be noticed for once. You can call me Losty or Prophy or even Lopro. They all have a nice ring, don't you agree?
Lostprophet
PS: Feel free to edit this letter to make it better.
I'm afraid my editing skills
AIN'T THAT GOOD... LOSTY (LOSTY?)
WLW IS MALE — MORE EVIDENCE!
When confronted with an unwelcome issue, most males will just joke around the subject, leaving their feelings unclear and not giving a proper answer.
Females, however, will go red in the face and either keep quiet or run away.
WLW just makes jokes, leaving his orientation deliberately ambiguous, thus he is displaying typically male characteristics!
Parsley Possum
And how do you know I'm not
RED IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW, HUH?
NOW HERE'S AN IDEA
Seeing as inspiration must now be low for nostalgia programmes, how about one entitled "I Love Mega-zine"?
We could have all the old 'Ziners sharing their memories and celebrity readings of hilarious letters from past and present. Davord and Mavis could sing for us and, of course, you would present it, WLW.
What do you say?
Ms Jane Lane
It's a great idea! I have Channel 4
ON THE PHONE AS WE SPEAK
HMMMM...
I was just wondering how many 'Ziners enjoy sitting in front of a Take That video, singing along and eating cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks... and fairy cakes?
Me and Broccoli do... it's fun... lots of fun... honest... do you believe me?
Manky Horrible Brussel Sprout
Now we know what too much sugar in
FIZZY DRINKS DOES TO YOU
WLW AND 'ZINERS
Now Christmas is gone, is anyone sick of chocolate? No, neither am I.
What other time of year can you get away with eating two boxes (or more) in one day? People buy you chocolate, there's chocolate all through the house and even when you feel sick from eating so much, you see a new chocolate. And eat it.
Christmas is great!
Pink Sock
Well I wish it could be Christmas
EVERY DAY!
