The Mega-Zine Museum
November 16, 2001
SATAN'S RUBBER DUCK If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. I'll bear it in mind.
AFTERGLOW Jelly babies: eat the heads or feet first? I'm a feet person myself. Feet, definitely. A headless one gives me nightmares.
SIR WHENCE PITCHFORK B*ckch*t's Ed only gives one 'x', but good old WLW provides us with two 'x's! I feel all cosy and wanted. And so you should. I loves y'all big style, I does. xx
DEAR WLW
(my very own psychotherapist)
Please help! I think I'm in love with David O'Leary!
He's 106 and manages the worst team ever. But I want him! Which institution do you recommend?
I'd prefer one with nice peach-coloured embroidered bath towels, as my supply is rather short.
Please help me!
Lady Penelope's Strings
David O'Leary? Manager of Dirty Leeds?
YOU'RE BONKERS, YOU ARE
TESTOSTERONE CORNER
In my sixth form the A-level PE group (or "idiots" as they are also known) have decided to redecorate the walls with less than politically correct pics, mostly featuring women.
I suppose it's a good thing as they just stare at their posters. But this doesn't solve the problem of the indies who sit around discussing the greatness of their awful band.
Parsley Possum
A-level PE group?
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
WHY?
Why did I start to buy Christmas presents in November last year? It seems incredibly stupid this year.
Anyway, you'll have to excuse me, I'm going to buy an Easter egg for my friend. And get my Hallowe'en costume ready for next year. And write my birthday present list...
The Chicken Who Crossed The Road
The words 'get' and 'life'
SPRING TO MIND HERE
DEAR 'ZINE
Has anyone wondered if WLW just makes up these letters just so he/she can put his/her famous funny/sarcastic comments at the bottom?
Are we missing out on good letters just because they are too funny for him/her to compete with? Is that why I'm never printed, hmmm.
'Fess up WLW!
The Kneedleless Nitter
Good quality letters? Honestly,
THE MATERIAL I HAVE TO WORK WITH
WEIRD FRIENDS
OK, I know friends are meant to be weird, but I have a chum who judges people on what they smell like!
That's almost as bad as the one who can breathe through his eyes.
Anyway, hi-de-hi.
Yellow Jello
Your chum wants to meet Davord —
KINDA TUNA MIXED WITH FAG ENDS
REWARD OFFERED!
To anyone with any information regarding Ficker's balloon — released in Brum — leading to its recovery.
The balloon was signed by all the 'Ziners who went along to the 'Zine meeting in Birmingham on October 20.
I am offering a reward to anyone who finds it and sends it to WLW, who will pass on the reward for me.
Savage Cabbage
Pass on the reward?
SAYS WHO?
TITULAR CORRECTNESS
I've found out that the proper term for a paperboy or girl is a News And Media Courier and a binman should be referred to as an Environmental Cleanliness Officer.
So what's your politically correct title, WLW? How about Teletext Correspondent Broadcaster or Chief Televisual Debate Promotion Executive?
Spherical Cruton
I don't think they make
BUSINESS CARDS BIG ENOUGH
