The Mega-Zine Museum
October 23, 2001
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Happy birthday for November 1, WLW. How old will you be? You should never ask an entity it's age, Fluffman.
COATHANGER THIEF Right now, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Ha ha ha ha ha... yes, very funny, thank you.
SWEET SMELL OF PSYCHOSIS I come bearing gifts. I would give you a piece of my mind, but I don't have much of it. Darn... I need all the help I can get.
THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
- Having headaches (I have one now).
- You know how when you sneeze, your eyes water? No? Oh... just me then.
- People who say I look like Brian Molko. I don't — he's a man.
- Odd socks, in fact, socks in general. Can't stand the things, with the exception of knee-high ones.
- Running out of ideas when you're writing a list.
Expect more of my ramblings at a later date.
Cedrick Fibonnacci The Pilchard
And people that just STOP at the top of
ESCALATORS... JUST STOP!
'ZINERS
Does anyone else read Mates on p147? It is so full of townies/trendies, it is nearly as funny as B*ckch*t.
"Hi, I'm Gemma, age 14. I want a m/f penfriend. My hobbies are watching TV and playing with my phone."
Or, even better,
"I like rock music, like Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and Slipknot."
So, anyone up for being their "mate"?
Yours, in disgust towards B*ckch*t,
Package
My faves are still the ones who like
EMINEM AND WESTLIFE! SAY WHAT?
WLW!
Please help me as Dr Nick hasn't printed my letter.
I recently bought no less than seven Slipknot hoodies. I thought this would gain me friends as I could say that I was a goth. When this didn't work, I bought a Linkin Park hoodie. Still no luck.
In desperation, I bought Know Your Enemy, the Piefield album. This brought me to my senses.
So, any 'Ziners out there want to buy a rubbish Manics album or a Linkin Park hoodie? I'm sticking with Slipknot.
Hoodie Boy
Well, as tempting as that offer is,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DRIVING
Which of you 'Ziners can drive or are having lessons? What is your favourite gear? Come on, you've got to have one!
Does no-one else feel so much better when they have second clicked into place? Second gear rules!
The Man With The Golden Bun
Day by day, little by little,
YOU WORRY ME MORE
WLW AND 'ZINERS
Now that Pop Idol is firmly upon us, it is paramount that we 'Ziners stick together and not lose our sense of unity. For sure, it is a terrible tragedy that will cause misery to millions, but the important thing to remember is — it won't be forever.
If we stay strong, we can think ahead to the better days when they have selected a new awful pop person and the show will be over.
Stick together, don't lose hope!
The One Who Lived A Life Of Soliquity
I think that WE actually get to select
THE AWFUL POP PERSON THIS TIME!
RE: PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM
I came across this little gem, written by a friend of mine, whilst clearing out my inbox. I'd like to share this with you all:
Gloomy sits and types all day,
Although we love him dearly,
We do so wish his pilchard mail,
Would just be, say, twice yearly.
Lifson Kofie
Aaaah, good to see Poetry Corner
IS STILL FLOURISHING NICELY
'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY
WLW — with Christmas fast approaching, what better than a 'Zine nativity?
Broc and Fluffy can be Mary and Joseph, Norbex can be the donkey, you can be God and Parsley can be Herod. Le Enfant Terrible can be Jesus and, as for me, I'll own the inn.
The three wise men can be Mystical Doorknob, Cradle of Cheese and Cereal Killer and the archangel Gabriel can be Demented Wheelie Bin From Hell.
Whaddaya think?
Milton and Me
Yes! And we could have Lonely Pine and
HUMMINGBIRD OF PREY AS BACKGROUND
