The Mega-Zine Museum

October 15, 2001

FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE How many Spurs fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 35,000, 'cos it's far more interesting than watching Tottenham play! You know how to make me smile, Fluffman!

MILTON AND ME
Man runs into a bar.
"Anyone here own a REALLY BIG black cat with a white collar?"
Silence.
"Oh" says the man, "I've just run over the vicar!"
What is this? Glug's Jokes?

FREDDY THE FROG Never trust a man in difficulties. Or a smiling Davord.

DEAREST WLW,

You may not know me, but I know you.

I was wondering, since 'Zine has such a big following and all, do you, Davord and Mavis get a lot of stalkers?

Just curious.

Not Entirely Me

That scraggy tabby still bothers Mavis,

BUT THE SMELL PUTS MOST OFF DAVORD

HOLD ON,

Hey... I'm getting something here... 6 numbers... from 1-49...

The numbers are... 2... 4... 6... 8... 10... 12...

Oh, wait, it's the beginning of the two times table!

The Man With The Golden Bun

You are gonna be soooooo gutted

IF THEY COME UP ON WEDNESDAY!

HI AND ALL THAT

Things to do in County Clare:

1. Laugh at the Honda-driving trendies.
2. Send pointless e-mails to Teletext.
3. Watch the grass grow.
4. Drink until you think the locals are actually interesting.
5. Throw yourself off the Cliffs of Moher.

Makes Wolverhampton seem like paradise!

The Dark Blue Penguin of Despair

I'm starting to empathise

WITH YOUR DESPAIR

IF 'ZINERS WERE EASTENDERS...

Parsley Possum

Me? Can I play? I'll be a stallholder

WHO JUST SMILES AND NODS

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

In all the form rooms in school there is a notice saying: "School nurse in the medical room from 1pm, Tuesdays."

What happens if I injure myself on a Wednesday? Do I lie there waiting for the week to pass and some treatment to arrive?

Do I spend the weekend in pain and Monday fainting from hunger before I finally get treatment (which will probably be a teddy bear plaster, anyway)?

The Despotic Banana

A teddy bear plaster? Cool...

I NEVER GOT A TEDDY BEAR PLASTER!

THE REMOTE STORY

Picture the scene, if you will. It's 4pm, I venture downstairs to read the 'Zine and all is going well until disaster strikes! Where on earth is the remote?

My cries of horror are heard for miles. It's not under the sofa, behind the TV, it's vanished. And then, the next day, it's found in the most obvious of places.

There's something very wrong here. Or I'm just blind.

Lemming Curd

It's like when you lose something and

PEOPLE ASK WHERE YOU LAST SAW IT!

WLW,

No fair! Why is it that the Possum got an egg just for insulting JDB? If I insult Fred Durst, will you print a picture of... oh, I dunno... say, a donkey? A nice bald donkey with a red baseball cap?

Go on. You know you want to. Just for me.

FLicKeR

A bald donkey, you say? Baseball cap?

HMMM... LEAVE IT WITH ME

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