The Mega-Zine Museum
August 23, 2001
QUEEN OF THE TROUBLED TEENS Despite the cost of living, it remains quite popular. I know, bizarre innit?
NOZ THE CRAZY CAT If man was crossed with cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. Mavis is in total agreement. No crossing at any time.
THE GINGERBREAD FROG I wanna be on the itty bitty letters page. So can I be? Please WLW? Please? If you have something of interest to say, then yes. Clearly you don't, my slimy friend.
'ZINERS
Why do people hate gingers? I mean, how many bad gingers can you think of?
Was Hitler ginger? Attila the Hun? I think not. In fact, only two come to mind — Chris Evans and Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.
Still, all Chris Evans did was make a child cry, treat his staff like dirt and effectively destroy Billie's career.
As for Baron Harkonnen, he isn't gonna be around for another 24,000 years.
Princess Psycho
Effectively destroyed Billie's career?
HMMMM... GIVE HIM A MEDAL, I SAY
'ZINERS
As I was gazing out of my window on a boring summer's eve, I came upon perhaps the most important question of all: does Bubonic Plague come in bottles?
I've seen it dried in packets in the shops, but never in bottles.
Surprising innit?
Dark Dragon of Despair
They do sell it in bottles matey —
IT'S CALLED WORCESTER SAUCE!
'ZINERS
Don't diss telegraph poles 'cos we provide essential communication.
The lamp posts only beat us 'cos the home town referee failed to spot a blatant handball by the lamp posts in the box and an obvious offside led to their opening goal.
King Of The Telegraph Poles
It was controversial to say the least,
BUT YOU WERE WELL BEATEN IN THE END
TEN REALLY COOL THINGS:
- My girlfriend
- Bagpuss mugs
- Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
- Black and gold
- Candles
- Edgar Allan Poe
- The Cure
- Anyone who destroys mobile phones
- Anyone without a mobile phone
- WLW's hair
Plughole Fantasy
Oh yes... mobile phones —
REALLY COOL
'ZINERS AND WLW
You're probably all bored with the best kids' TV programme by now, but as no-one else seems to have mentioned it. I am going to... Pob!
Pob was the best. I mean, he spat on the camera and followed wool around the garden!
Does anyone else remember Pob?
Benobo
Well... no. Sounds a hoot but... no.
I REMEMBER NOGGIN THE NOG THOUGH!
'ZINE GRAFFITI
A few days ago, I was walking around Wolverhampton with Black Widow when we walked down the alleyway by the now legendary Man On The Horse, only to find that someone had scrawled 'Hail Davord, Lord of Tharg' on it!
The word of The First Church Of WLW has spread to Wolverhampton!
Fluffy The Evil One
Brethren... we must persist in our quest
FOR A RELIGION CALLED 'ZINE!
DESPOTIC BANANA
The only cure for brackets (which I can think of) is 'inverted commas', but these are so 'irritating' and used by 'theatrical' people.
I prefer brackets (but then, why wouldn't I?). Perhaps italics would be better? No, inverted commas are the only 'cure' for brackets but, use them too often and you will be 'annoying' (pretentious) and very, very lonely.
The Snorkmistress
"I quite agree" said WLW
(AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION)
