The Mega-Zine Museum

July 30, 2001

HAPPY SQUIRER If ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy, come on Davord let me know. Oi, oi! That's quite enough.

CEREBUS ABSENTIA "Money doesn't grow on trees" is an excuse for parents to not give you any. Well, neither do spuds but they give you a hell of a lot of them! I likes my spuds, I do.

SWEET SMELL OF PSYCHOSIS Am I mad in thinking that the world would be a better place if it was purple? You are, indeed, well and truly bonkers.

BECAUSE I'M VERY LAZY

...and can't be bothered writing loads of mails to 'Zine, I shall make many small points:

1. Best kids' TV programme is Magic Roundabout. It rocks.
2. I believe WLW to be a woman and WLW Towers is in Bingley.
3. My nickname is Maguise (beat that!)
4. Gnomes are better than flower pots
5. What's so cool about paper clips? Have you never seen a split pin?

A new debate then... paper clips vs split pins.

Maguise

Bingley? Where'd that come from?

BINGLEY INDEED

BLAZING MATCHBOX

I remember the kids' series about the magical sand fairy too. It was an early '90s show called Five Children And It.

The creature that could grant wishes was called the Psammead.

My turn to ask a question now — can anyone tell me anything about the Singing Cactus from an episode of Fraggle Rock? It really scared me!

Miss MacPhisto

Singing cactus? No. The Singing Bush in

THE THREE AMIGOS — DEFINITELY!

IF ZINERS WERE... IN THE SIMPSONS!

Fluffy The Evil One

And, of course, The Psychedelic Gloom

WOULD MAKE A GREAT MR BURNS

WLW

Who will follow your reign as the ruler of Mega-zine? Will it be me? Are you printing me so much so that I know what it's like to be the mighty WLW?

And, if I do take your throne, how often do I have to feed and walk Davord?

Le Enfant Terrible

Don't worry, when I go —

I'LL TAKE HIS EVILNESS WITH ME

'ZINERS

Socialist Guerrilla is on holiday in Corfu (checking out the nudist beaches) and now, in his absence, I can tell you what he's really like:

A Scottish midget with an Afro and a hairy belly with a penchant for polka dots and flares (baaaaad combination).

Incidentally, if you ever want to hear from me again, it's probably a good idea not to tell him I told you, OK?

The Despotic Banana

Trust me —

I'LL BE KEEPING THAT QUIET!

MEGAZINE

The sorry state of my financial affairs has meant that I've never been able to afford the stamp to send a letter to 'Zine, despite the fact that I have read it for about a year. When Fluffy gave out the e-mail address, my heart sang.

Anyway, for the ultimate oxymoron debate, how about this: a Trendy passed me and a group of about 10 of my friends and said: "Hey — it's the loners group!"

Your Local Fish Food Dealer.

Not the brightest bunch, are they?

DUNNO WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY

WLW

At last I have your e-mail address! I've searched the internet for minutes looking for it in vain. I'd almost given up hope of ever being able to contact your brilliance at WLW Towers. All I can say is — thanks, Fluffy!

All my love and GoCat to Mave, and tell Davord to meet me outside Woolies on Tuesday!

Toadette Of Toad Hall

He can't. He has his 'Anger Management'

CLASS ON TUESDAYS

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