The Mega-Zine Museum
July 27—28, 2001
COATHANGER THIEF Are there any 'Ziners from Newquay? If there are, can I just congratulate you on having excellent shops and lots of nice lads. Surfer boy country, I believe!
LADY OF THE DEAD If you've got a problem, stick a worm in it. That's what I always say. 'Tis sound advice.
INSOMNIAC WLW, you never get to say much, just a line at the bottom of each page. So, how are you? Take the rest of this page. Well, funny you should...
FIVE REASONS WHY MY LIFE SUCKS:
- No retractable claws
- No prehensile tail
- No fangs
- No wings
- My cousin is a B*ckch*tter
The Despotic Banana
The last one clearly being
THE WORST!
IT'S OFFICIAL!
Parsley Possum has been seen stalking the pages of B*ckch*t! Either that, or it was a cheap impersonator.
Now, I have a list of 'Ziners who have been spotted on B*ckch*t including Savage Cabbage, She Who Lost The Plot and Fluffy.
What's happening to you all?
The 12th Lemon
My own enigmatic self has been spotted
AND I DEFFO WASN'T RESPONSIBLE
DAMN INTERNET!
I searched for Club 140 on the ol' geeknet, and came up with a site that had your e-mail addy on it! And I just HAD to use it!
When I searched for Parsley Possum, though, I got a site about Curt Parsley's "Possum Truck" winning a race. Well done to Curt!
Meat Smoothie
That Curt's great, isn't he?
AIN'T NO-ONE GOT A TRUCK LIKE HIS
WLW,
How can you fail to like King Adora? They are such a wonderful band with wonderful songs and a rather wonderful lead singer. How can you not fancy him?
I may be a teensy bit biased as my friend is, shall we say, very well acquainted with him.
Don't worry, WLW, you'll get through this dislike of KA and see the light. Eventually.
The Cement Gardener
Well, it's not so much a dislike as a
CAN'T SEE THE POINT, REALLY
ONLY SMARTIES HAVE THE ANSWER
I've found that an average tube of Smarties has five of each colour. Except for red ones, because there are nine of those and there aren't enough purple ones.
So come on Nestle, why do you put yucky yellow ones in instead of more purple ones?
Le Enfant Terrible
Can I give a big shout to orange ones —
THEY ARE THE BEST, I RECKON
CLAIM TO FAME
My claim is not only having met Danny Murphy, who plays for the best football team in red, but I have also seen Vince Earle (Ron in Brookie) in his yellow open-top BMW.
Does this mean I have little claim to fame and should shut up?
Universally Callenged
It does indeed!
BEST TEAM IN RED, I DON'T THINK SO!
EVIL
If money is the root of all evil, and money makes the world go round, then we are run by evil. But in which form?
Evil of the Kneival kind? Or Grotbags? Perhaps someone as innocent as Rick Moranis is actually the devil incarnate? Although my money's on Terry Nutkins, presenter of The Really Wild Show.
Can anyone remember Denver The Last Dinosaur, or Dennis?
Cheeky Lord Chuzzle (Esq)
Good heavens, where's you been then?
AND NO, DON'T REMEMBER DENVER, SOZ
