The Mega-Zine Museum
July 26, 2001
LADY OF THE DEAD WLW — it's your unbirthday today! You nearly forgot, didn't you? It is? It is! Yay me!
PARSLEY POSSUM I, am "writing" this messAGE with. numerous grammatic'al errors Will. WLW do his, job "properly" and (clean) it up!!~#? nAH, Unlike.ly
COATHANGER THIEF If you fall out of that tree, and break your legs, don't come running to me about it. OK, I shall crawl in agonising pain, but I'm still headed your way.
'ZINERS
I have had a great idea! We can use the 'Zine to play correspondence chess.
I make a move and then someone else writes in with their move. The only problem with this idea is that the game, taking into account the time taken to reply and then get screened, would last two years.
Oh well, here goes. e4
The Despotic Banana
Chess? Means nothing to me —
NOW, CONNECT 4 BY E-MAIL...
WLW
Pal, bud, mate... why don't you print my letters? Granted, I've only sent two, but c'mon... I'm lazy, it's not fair!
Replace that Possum boy with me! Everyone's happy! Thank you very much.
Lemming Curd
OK, so we got both you and Possum on —
SO EVERYONE'S HAPPY NOW?
SECTION 28
If there is a law against promotion of homosexuality, then there should also be laws against promotion of other sexual orientations. This law creates a double standard which is discriminative, prejudicial and wrong.
Otherwise, the law should be scrapped. Education about sexual preferences should not be halted as people should be taught or informed about their options so they can make the choice.
Frank The Potato
That was a partly political broadcast
ON BEHALF OF THE POTATO PARTY
TOP 5
I have compiled my top five comedy songs:
- Grandmaster Flash — The Message
- Gary Glitter — Leader Of The Gang
- Grand Detroit Pubahs — We Can Make Sandwiches
- Dr Hook — When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman
- DJ Pied Piper — THAT SONG
These are not bad songs... wait a second, yes they are, so bad in fact that they're very good!
Tippohat
In no universe, parallel or otherwise,
IS THAT DJ PIED PIPER RECORD GOOD!
IRN-BRU!
Oh Lordy be, I love Irn-Bru! Not necessarily to drink, just as a comic concept, y'know.
I know all you Scottish folk out there love it too, because all national stereotypes are true. All of them.
Onyx
PS: How come you never print my friend Tippohat's letters? He's an evil genius!
He was just on! How scary is that?
CUE TWILIGHT ZONE MUSIC...
OXYMORONS
What is the ultimate Oxymoron?
Let's see, we have the old classic, Civil War. We have the highly amusing claim of Windows 98 being an Operating System.
But that's not it. The ultimate oxymoron would have to be, Mature Student.
Cerebus Absentia
Ooooh dearie me —
THERE'LL BE LETTERS!
MUSIC
Does anyone else find the music of S Club 7 strangely addictive?
As a weird 'Zine-loving freak, I try to confine my musical tastes to Radiohead, Sigur Ros and other offbeat alternative bands, but recently I have started to become worried about my growing obsession for the bland and formulaic melodies of S Club 7.
HELP!
Socialist Guerrilla
Yes, me! I often find myself moving
TO THE FUNKY FUNKY BEAT
