The Mega-Zine Museum

July 17, 2001

PROUD PRINCE OF PRIVILEGED PILCHARDS Isn't "gormless" a strange word — have you ever heard of anyone being "full of gorm"? Never have, no.

THE SNORKMISTRESS Someone mentioned a 'Zine soap opera. I will gladly be in it as long as I get to snog Phil Mitchell! He's all yours... no, really!

PINK MAFIA Funny how first impressions can be deceptive. I used to hate Helen in the Big Brother house... oh wait, I still do. I think it's the accent. Yes!

TIGER IN BLUEPRINT

I, too, thought I was the only Fairport fan. Are you referring to Ric Sanders or Chris Lesley?

I am going to Cropredy this year and it will be my seventh time — can't wait! Were you there when Loudon Wainwright played? He was so funny.

You are so lucky to live in Banbury.

So, I might see you there, except for the fact that I have no idea what you look like.

Hyper Star

It's another world. I know we

LIKE TO BE DIFFERENT, BUT REALLY!

'ZINERS

I went to T In The Park on Sunday. I got covered in mud and some weird guy harassed me, but I had a great time.

I saw Snow Patrol and Mull Historical Society, and they both rocked. I went home with Nirvana and Snow Patrol T-shirts and a big cheesy grin on my face.

I am soooo going again next year. But the toilets were disgusting.

Tigergirl Tubbs

Thanks for that impromptu report,

CAN YOU DO CROPREDY FOR US, TOO?

WLW

Reality has just come crashing down around me. I heard noises, well giggles, late one night last week so I went to investigate and I caught a gnome stealing my black rubber underwear off the line.

Ever since, he has been running around saying "come and get me, come and get me" and waving my underwear at me and wearing your blue pants and my red holey sock on his head.

The Red Wall

You mean my missing blue pants

HAVE BECOME HEADGEAR FOR GNOMES?

CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH SUGGESTIONS:

Britney Spears vs Courtney Love
Mika Hakkinen vs Michael Schumacher
Craig David vs Mark Morrison
Black Sabbath (including all members of the band, past and present) vs Limp Bizkit and Robbie Williams

Lucozade Lover

Or maybe Ronan Keating vs Shaggy...

HMMM?

THE HOOPIEST FROOD

Hey, if you live in Fife then I live roughly 45 minutes away in a small town called Alloa.

Anyway, on the subject of old cartoons/programmes, does anyone remember one about a little furry creature that came out of the sand and could grant wishes, but the children had to be back by sunset?

Can anyone enlighten me? I can't remember!

Blazing Matchbox

Means nothing to me at all —

ANYONE SHED ANY LIGHT?

'ZINERS

My life so far (if you were concerned at my disappearing act)...

I decimated college, so it's the south coast next year for university.
I'm still bizarre and into hardcore punk.
I'm still making fine garments for myself, suck as my super zebra baggies with big spikes.
I do make and wear my own masks, but it has nothing to do with trashy, boring, corporate nu-metal.
And I'm single.

Jacobean Skate Punk

Single? How can this be?

OH, THE INJUSTICE OF THE WORLD

THE Y FILES...

Deadgirl the Coffin Cleaner

I always find sending some helps —

BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST MY OPINION

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