The Mega-Zine Museum
July 16, 2001
AND THE ASS SAW THE ANGEL The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlights of an oncoming train. So get off the bloomin' track, you lummox!
LE ENFANT TERRIBLE Fluffy keeps threatening to make lemming meringue pie. Tell him to stop. It's cruel. He'll put me out of a job. Lemming? You sure he said lemming meringue pie?
BROCCOLI THE EVIL ONE I'm not strange, I'm just special. Well, I think so, and so does the Fluffmeister.
WLW
Have you ever noticed if you have a really good song on a CD and you put it on repeat, you get really bored with it?
But, if at the end of it you press back every time, you don't. Isn't that weird?
Miss World
It's weird, but true... unless it's
THE NEW DEPECHE MODE SINGLE!
WLW AND FELLOW 'ZINERS
A poem for you all:
I like leprechauns, they're not mean, I like leprechauns, they clean with Mr Sheen, I like leprechauns, they are nice, I like leprechauns, they scare away the mice!
I think I've finally found my hidden talent!
Leprechaun Lover
You may well have done although, sadly,
IT'S NOT AS A POET
SATURDAY AUGUST 11
That's the day of the 'Zine meeting in York. Everyone is invited to turn up. There's gonna be me, Broccoli, Le Pukka Tukka Terrible, Black Widow, Mystical Doorknob and more. Just turn up in York that day — you can't miss us.
There's a Jamie Oliver lookalike, me who's 6'7" and most beautiful girl in the world, my girlfriend Broccoli.
Sooooooooo who's coming? Huh? Huh? We don't bite!
Fluffy The Evil One
Davord is very excited —
HE'S PACKING HIS SMALLS AS WE SPEAK
CRUMBS IN THE BUTTER
Siblings, of course, drive you insane
You've put up your deck chair, it's started to rain
But one thing, however, that's far less humane
Is crumbs in the butter
Other things can be bad, getting stung by a bee
Being chased by a dog up a tree
But the worst thing of all (above scraping your knee)
Is crumbs in the butter
Yellow Jello
I hate that!
CRUMBS AND REMNANTS OF MARMITE
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN BUN
I love you! I even wrote you a love poem, but WLW didn't print it (sob, sob) so pleeeease let me be your 'Zine girlfriend.
Lonely Pine, you're not so lonely after all — I also hail from the wonderful city that is Stoke-on-Trent (sarcasm intended!)
The Funky Gibbon (aka actionpackedmentallist)
The Bun Man is tres popular these days,
ANYONE ACTUALLY SEEN HIM?
TEACHERS
What's worse than a French German teacher is having a Spanish teacher who is currently being taught Spanish by the French teacher!
We also have a geography teacher who uses the fur of a dead rodent as a stapler-warmer and a physics teacher who looks like the front of a double-decker bus.
Demented Wheelie Bin from Hell
So, the German teacher is French, the
FRENCH TEACHER IS TEACHING THE...
