The Mega-Zine Museum
July 12, 2001
LADY OF THE DEAD I found another reason why I don't like summer. Those sticky bud things that get on your clothes and won't get off! And there's no football!
PARSLEY POSSUM Frank The Potato, have you considered that WLW shortens "gorgeous" to "gorge" because space is limited? I uphold that he is male! Exactly — sometimes you want to say so much more but you just run out of sp...
LEMMING CURD Eat a prune! Start a movement! Oh lovely, thanks for that.
WHY I HATE LEMONS
- They make my mouth go like a cat's botty!
- They taste like lemons.
- They are yellow.
- They are lemon-shaped.
- Did I mention they taste like lemons?
Thank you for listening. That will be all. You can go now.
The Pedantic 1
Not a fan then? I lurve lemons...
BUT LIMES ARE THE WAY FORWARD
SIR WHENCE PITCHFORK
In the chalk vs cheese debate, here are two things which prove cheese is far superior:
- Cheese tastes nice.
- Cheese doesn't get all over your hands and clothes and make you cough.
I hope you all enjoy hearing from me again after my small break and, WLW, make sure Davord doesn't eat this.
Uncontrollable Lampost of Wisdom
Davord is asleep right now after a
HEAVY NIGHT POPPING BUBBLE WRAP
HMMMM... WHAT A TIE!
Anyone ever noticed that only half the clock gets used during the infamous Countdown when the contestants are, indeed, counting down?
Does that mean that one day, only one side will be left as the other will have worn away?
Do you think Carol regularly rotates the clock so each side gets a fair bashing?
Tiger In Blueprint
Do you think that, perhaps, you have
TOO MUCH 'TIME' ON YOUR HANDS?
SCARY STUFF
Has anyone noticed how so many films are influenced by the chaos theory?
Take the Star Wars Trilogy, for example. It came about as the result of the actions of one very minor character — the gunner on the Star Destroyer at the beginning of the first film.
Think about it. One bad shot — and who knows what you might have inadvertently started?
Well, I don't. I'm bored.
Socialist Guerrilla
I know. Look at Popstars — it took just
ONE MULLET TO HAVE AN IDEA...
WLW
A mate and I were discussing names for her new hamster, when she threatened to name it after me. What's that poor, sweet, furry, little creature done to deserve that? I ask you.
I came up with a much better suggestion: "Hammie, destroyer of evil, defender of good and ruler of the furry planet".
Much better, don'tcha think?
Silvan Draconis
Well, it's a bit of a mouthful —
WHAT ABOUT SID? SID'S GOOD
JOIN ME
I would like to appeal to all 'Ziners in my stand against Dennis The Menace. He encourages young children to be violent and mischievous.
Dennis is also regularly cheeky to his parents and a "hobby" of his is beating up "softies".
We do not want young children reading this negatively influential trash.
The Man With The Golden Bun
But Gnasher is soooooooo cool,
WE COULDN'T GET RID OF GNASHER
PORTABUBBLE JOAN
I live aboout 50 miles west of you, in Fife! OK, so it's not that near, but it's a start.
And The Snorkmistress — I've already started writing a 'Zine film. It's called The Megatrix (no relation to any major Hollywood blockbuster!).
It's about how the world we think we live in isn't the real world. The real world is Megazine — kewl, eh?
WLW — who would you like to be?
The Hoopiest Frood
I'd like to be in charge of food and
CHOCOLATE RATIONS FOR THE CAST
