The Mega-Zine Museum
July 5, 2001
HEAD LIKE A HALO Print me... print me, print me... damn! This hypnotic thing never works! Oh wait — it has! Woo hoo! No it hasn't... oh wait... yes it has!
RALA RWDINS Gwakarombus is my favourite word. Can we add it to the 'Zine Dictionary? Dunno... is it rude?
JEZZA (IN THE CHILLI SOUP) Fluffy may be 18, but I pride myself on being 17.75! You are but a puppy — so much that you can't do until you're 18... supposedly!
THE INDEED SONG
To the tune of, well, anything:
Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed;
Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed!
I thought you all might like it. It's out on July 23, backed with the Splendid Remix and a great new song called Ode To WLW.
Order your copy now!
Fish On The Line
Put me down for one —
I GOT ME £3.99 PUT ASIDE FOR IT!
SHTUFF...
Pigeon Street — YES!
Bucky O'Hare — YES!
Button Moon — YES!
Bunyip — YES!
Stop It And Tidy Up — YES!
Hong Kong Phooey — YES!
Dangermouse — YES!
Tweenies — NO!
The 12th Lemon
And what about Secret Squirrel?
ANYONE? JUST ME THEN
PARSLEY POSSUM
You are developing a rather unhealthy obsession with metal's greatest faux pas, the delighful mullet — the king of dodgy haircuts! This may be down to the Bon Jovi CDs in your collection, or something more sinister.
However, I can cure you of this strange fetish. Move on to something more British... the humble garden gnome! I can just see you as a gnome enthusiast!
Fluffy The Evil One
What are you saying?
THAT PARSLEY IS... NO... SURELY NOT!
ODE TO ME
I am not really here
Yet I am here in green writing
The writing expresses my thoughts
My thoughts express the writing
But I am not really here
The One With Little Significance
So where are you then?
'COS I CAN SEE YOU FROM HERE
A DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT
I was in a lorry being driven by Michael Stipe of REM. We were trying to find the ancient and secret parts of Manchester that the Egyptians had built thousands of years ago. We found a secret passage, where we were attacked by giant periwinkles.
Stipe fought off the periwinkles whilst I decoded the runes on the wall. The runes read: "If the cheese is green, don't eat it."
Bob Bob The Bob
More sleep and less snacking —
THAT'S MY TIP!
HEY Y'ALL
I know I was depressed, sorry for burdening all of my great 'Zine friends with my pitiless dribble about boys and how I hate(d) them, but I'm back being my normal, happy, hyper self again.
But there is still one thing puzzling me — why are MSP talking about drinking Ocean Spray? I think the people who make that awful cranberry drink are sponsoring them! But it's a healthy drink, so I doubt it — I mean, look at the lead singer!
Telescope The Vail In Brum
Something made out of leeks
WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE, PERHAPS
WLW's FLUCTUATING GENDER
Debate closed. WLW mentioned his wife! Unless he lives in The Netherlands, which he doesn't, same-sex marriages are not legally recognised, so it is deductively valid to assume that he is male.
However, sometimes WLW professes in his comments to find blokes attractive, so he is either bisexual or lets his wife do the comments on occasion.
Parsley Possum
'I'm Spartacus and so's my wife' —
THAT'S WHERE YOUR THEORY COMES FROM?
