The Mega-Zine Museum
July 3, 2001
UNEDUCATED SHAMPOO Did you know that if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would produce enough energy to heat up one cup of coffee? Like, who on earth researches this kinda stuff?
NORTHERN AURORA Love is over-rated. Oh yes, you are sooooooo right.
THAT DUDE I managed to fit the word "kerfuffle" into my English GCSE. I rule. You do! OK, so next time I want you to try and get cassowary into a physics paper.
MISSING 'ZINERS!
Here are the whereabouts of some missing 'Ziners!
| Plughole: | Flipping burgers in a fast food "restaurant" |
| TAFKA Gonzo: | Muppets stunt double |
| Creature Of The Wheel: | Centre-half for Halifax Town |
| Wild Bill Hiccup: | Drunk in a saloon |
| Egg-Shaped Ian: | Humpty's replacement on the wall |
| Outcast: | Living in a cave in deepest, darkest Birmingham |
Fluffy The Evil One
And where's Eau Rouge? JSPFTDT?
WORKING AT WOOLIES?
WLW
I feel I need to write in to the wonderful 'Zine! I have been reading it for a long time (since my hair was my natural colour), and have felt the urge many times, but never worked on it. UNTIL NOW!
So, here is something to think about — Pingu. He, like, totally rules my mornings!
Well, gotta go!
*Andikid182*
I remember an episode where Pingu got
DRUNK ON LEMONADE... A CLASSIC!
WLW
I am so glad for e-mail. My rubbish, scary, dark hell-hole of a school has it. About the only good thing they do have, but now I 'e' you almost every break.
You could say I'm a stalker... but I'm not. Anyway, quite busy at the moment — Parsley is walking by... got to follow him.
Yellow Jello
You go to the same school?
AND WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING HIM?
HI WLW
I was just wondering how you and Davord are? I think you make a great couple and long may you live!
Oh, and that brings me to my fave subject... CHEESE! Organic home-made cheese! I got plenty, if anyone needs it!
Jezza (In The Chilli And Cheese Soup)
Davord and I are on top form...
AND THAT WOULD BE NO TO THE CHEESE
BEING A STICK!
It's a tough life being a stick. You get picked up, thrown around, burnt and trodden on. Eventually, it gets to the point where you just snap! And the only things that show any interest in you are DOGS! Typical.
So, thanks, whoever called me a stick, I love you too, babe!
Odds 7-1
Called you a stick?
AS IN YOU'RE THIN? OR SNAP EASILY?
MORNING 'ZINE
I think I have broken my toe running downstairs to write this e-mail. It's a completly new shape and hurts.
This will be my 4th letter printed (please), and that's more than some people manage in a lifetime!
Lemmy from Motorhead, for example. I've had more letters on 'Zine than a man with the surname Kilminster. Go me!
The Metallic Hippie
S'funny, but he's stopped e-mailing —
MUST BE TOURING... AGAIN!
SPIDERS
Does anyone think I'm odd for naming the spiders in my house Dave, Billy and Brian, and the baby spider, Kurt?
No-one will get rid of them for me, so I named them. I've invented a cure for arachnophobia, I think.
Don't worry, the next one will be named WLW!
Black Widow
No, please don't. I so hate spiders.
I MEAN, NOTHING PERSONAL!
