The Mega-Zine Museum

June 26, 2001

DARK DRAGON OF DISPAIRE I'd like a pizza with double cheese, anchovies... what? You don't do them? OK, what about a double helping of witty retorts and lots of fun! Consider it done.

DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Pain is when you slash your thumb open with flint and then get vinegar in it. So don't!

THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Strange that Geri Halliwell got to No 1 when clearly that record was a No 2. And she has a new album — hallelujah!

'ZINERS,

Sir Whence Pitchfork's comments about Radiohead being committed to a mental institution are obviously wrong.

I think, perhaps, he may have got the sublime Radiohead confused with his good self. He is clearly insane. It's a shame he hasn't got the brain capacity to see their brilliance.

I demand an immediate apology and a bag of cashew nuts.

Lady Feinnes

Just an apology and cashew nuts?

DON'T SELL YERSELF SHORT, LOVE

WLW,

I was talking to my mate who I hadn't seen since he got back from Cannes, and he said I should write a film in which he would gladly make a cameo appearance. It set me thinking.

The Megazine movie: Bleak, dark, funny, sad, big fight, car chase, bike race, murder, a few explosions, all linked to 'Zine by a small gang who exchange messages using 'Zine.

Any volunteers?

The Snorkmistress

I'd like to do the intro to the movie —

SORTA ORSON WELLES-STYLEE

MY TURN!

Gaelic Chieftess

Leeds United? And you're in Eire?

HOW'D THAT HAPPEN THEN?

FLUFFY,

Yes — I'm going to T In The Park! I can't wait. So, are you Scottish or are you travelling here simply to enjoy this wondrous event?

I'm from the little-known town of East Kilbride, home of Ally McCoist and Lorraine Kelly!

Football and daytime TV have soooo much to be grateful for!

Portabubble Joan

They do. A very fine footballer... and

ALLY'S TV WORK AIN'T BAD EITHER!

TO ALL STARLOVERS,

Seren Arian = Silver Star. Aren't silver stars wonderful?

Six of the 10 earrings I am currently sporting are of celestial argent, as are two of my rings.

I have yet to discover silver tattoo ink, so I have stars of blue, purple and black on my shoulder (from a distance, they look like the result of a Davord death grip!)

Seren Arian

I know that grip — I get it when

I FORGET TO FEED HIM

IN REPLY TO TAD'S LONG-HAIRED FREAK

I have had long hair since 1986. I like having long hair. One of my ex-role models had long hair.

However, my betrothed has short hair. In my opinion — big hair, long hair and short hair are of equal merit.

Hello to the Pedantic 1!

Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House

Now that Wimbledon's started, have you

TREBLED IN PRICE? JUST A THOUGHT...

I KNOW IT'S REALITY TV BUT...

My name is Rala Rwdins and I have loved Brian from Big Brother for 3 weeks now. I guess I realised I had a problem when I watched the last series. I thought Darren was enough, but since then I've just been going for bigger and better things! (breaks down)...

Oh WLW, Mum, Dad, I just wanted to make you proud! Please can you ever forgive me?

Right, I'm off to the Brian Appreciation Society meeting... DAMN!

Rala "I am an addict" Rwdins

Is there a Big Brother helpline? If so,

COULD YOU GIVE ME THE NUMBER, TOO!

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