The Mega-Zine Museum
June 22—23, 2001
THE EVIL CUTIE Twisted Tart and 12th Lemon — I challenge you both to a fight to the death over Fred Durst! You gotta be kidding... like, why?
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Don't beat yourself up — it hurts. As does stapling your thumb. Believe me.
NXT, THA LONELY HOMOSAPIEN WLW... how many floors are there in WLW Towers? Does it have a lift? Two floors, one lift. Good job too — saves me claiming expenses for shoe leather.
HEY, FLUFFY,
So, you hang around by the "man on the horse" in Wolverhampton? But who are you? What is your name? Who do you speak to?
Do you know Rob, Fav, Woody, Ben or that chap out of Hyper Hyper who works in Rowfers? Or maybe you know Mole — now he's a lovely looking chappie.
Tell me — tell me now!
Al, The Afro Tamer
Careful Fluffy —
DON'T GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY
LIFE IS SWEET
Pink Mafia, my love, you've made me the happiest man alive (with the exception of little Jim, who achieved his dream of being covered in ketchup).
What can I say? May our relationship be showered with blessings from WLW and Possum... well, WLW at least.
Anyway, death is knocking on the window again, time to go.
Mashedpotato
Woah, hold on, let's go back to
LITTLE JIM. WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?
SNAILS VS SPIDERS
Apart from lead roles in many films (Arachnophobia, Lost In Space...) spiders eat up all the horrible greenfly.
Snails, however, have no purpose in life. They eat people's gardens and leave a trail of snail gunge behind.
Anyway, nobody ever made a cartoon called "Snailman". Therefore, I conclude that spiders win!
Snaz, The Snail Exterminator
What a great idea though! A superhero
WHO SOLVES CRIMES REALLY SLOWLY!
DON'T YOU OPEN THAT TRAP DOOR...
Oh yes! Lady Of The Dead, I agree — it was a great programme. All those creatures that never failed to pop up from the depths beneath the trapdoor to bother Berk. Pure excellence.
I made a Berk once out of Plasticine, but he's long melted (my mum put him on top of the telly). I remember it well!
The Snork Mistress
Mums, eh?
WHAT ARE THEY LIKE?
WLW,
I have been writing into Mega-zine for about eight years now — I doubt anyone else has been writing in for as long.
Unfortunately, I have only ever received one response in reply to one of my letters. That was from Rude Boy.
Sometimes, I wonder if anyone appreciates me!
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House
I appreciate you, poppet...
NO, REALLY
MY SCHOOL
We have the following teachers:
Renegade geography teacher with a mullet,
lovely music teacher who bakes cakes,
insane but lovely psychology teacher who gives us sweets,
bitter and twisted art teacher and
a 300-year-old (at least) maths teacher.
Our art department gets all the funding and our 6th form block has rats.
Parsley Possum
Sounds delightful.
GOD BLESS THE EDUCATION SYSTEM
RALA RWDINS
Yes! I remember Captain Planet! And who could forget the catchy and memorable theme tune...
"Captain Planet, he's our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero!"
Sigh, they just don't make 'em like they used to!
Also, has anyone else read the Dark Materials Trilogy? Fantastic stuff!
Buffy the Trendie Slayer!
Captain Planet, a hero indeed —
THOUGH SNAILMAN COULD HAVE HIM
